philologus
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Two heroes in the war against animals. Look out Chimps and Stingrays!
Marine vs. Bear
Vietnam Veteran vs. Bobcat
Marine vs. Bear
Vietnam Veteran vs. Bobcat
turning the tide in the war against animals
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Hands of blue
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Must have been a hard throw or a big log.
(Or a weak bear)
vincegamer
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\"Officials from the Department of Natural Resources said there has never been a bear attack in Georgia. But they said there is no way to predict how wild animals will behave. The best advice is to keep food and garbage away from the reach of bears.\"
Oh, and if a bear steals your dinner, LET HER KEEP IT. Don\'t try to get it back by waving a shovel at the bear and yelling.
Oh, and if a bear steals your dinner, LET HER KEEP IT. Don\'t try to get it back by waving a shovel at the bear and yelling.
AinuLainour
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It was a 6 year-old kid!
But it probably wasn\'t too weak a bear, if a log hit someone in the head it probably would result in death!
philologus
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The fact that DNR fined the guy for not securing his food reminds me just how awesome govt. is.
philologus
Subgenius
Originally posted by DaN
Strangling cats? Excellent
Incidentally, is it urban legend or universal truth that the best way to stop a dog is to push apart it front legs (Outwards) ?
(Apparently they puncture the dog\'s lungs)
I don\'t know but I was jogging with a friend of mine many years ago. My friend was a boxer. A Doberman came running out of a yard to tear us up. Before I could blink my buddy punches the dog in the snout. Whimper then crumple. It was excellent.
Bengoodall
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Not a universal truth, but it does work, if you can get your hands around the dogs legs, which is hard to do, I cant even do it when Im playing with my dog, and hes a big girl, and not going hard core.
But a trained boxer hits anything in the face, its going down, regardless, especially in bare knuckles.
But a trained boxer hits anything in the face, its going down, regardless, especially in bare knuckles.
Dragon Forge Design
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This morning a squirl in its last act of defiance electrocuted itself on the electric pole down the street knocking out power to the entire neighborhood. One moment he was enjoying his morning and then..zzzzzzzth..
Torn blue sky
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I love the way the kid threw the shovel...but from the story it didn\'t seem the bear cared...So this guy throws a frickin\' LOG at it lol
I thought this (unrelated) story was good lol
I thought this (unrelated) story was good lol
vincegamer
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I\'m voting for \"bad drug trip\"
and whose idea was it to name a hospital Regional Medical Center Bayonet Point?
Do they specialize in knife wounds?
and whose idea was it to name a hospital Regional Medical Center Bayonet Point?
Do they specialize in knife wounds?
Dragon Forge Design
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Originally posted by DaN
@DFD - As long as it was a grey squirrel and not a red one
Unless ur in America. In which case, it doesn\'t really matter
Red, Grey, blue..they dont matter..they are all little pain is the @ss\'s in my opinion..Ones eaten a hole in the screen in my kitchen window trying to get in..now I have to fix that.
I hate the little pests..I counted 16 in my backyard at one time last week and they tear everything up including my lawn.
demonherald
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Originally posted by DaN
Strangling cats? Excellent
Incidentally, is it urban legend or universal truth that the best way to stop a dog is to push apart it front legs (Outwards) ?
(Apparently they puncture the dog\'s lungs)
easier to kick in between the front legs...The dogs equivalent of the danglies....Well actually more solar plexus knocks all the wind out of them..Grabbing a dog by the front legs to force breaking of the ribs would only happen if A) the dog had short legs...B) you had long arms....the unfortunate thing about doing that move s you pull the dogs head instantly closer to your face or Nads wether you pull high or low....
If you grab a handful and pinchthe flesh tucked right on the inside of the front legs where they join the body that shuts em up too.........
