Ooooh, multiple posts. How dangerous!
\"Anybody who watches Dirty Sanchez (The Welsh Equivalent of \"Prime Minister\'s Question Time\") will see why the Welsh are not the dominating force in world politics - they are too busy throwing cacti at each other and running themselves over to actually care about the depths of world politics. Or at least that\'s what the English thought until academic studies showed that as a result of their constant drunken randiness the Welsh were out-breeding the English and by 2050 nine out of ten people in Britain would be Welsh. So as to avoid becoming a minority on an island filled with beer-drinking rugby-playing hordes the English decided to lower the Welsh birth-rate by teaching them how be English, which mainly involved singing properly and playing football. However the English quickly realised that when properly educated Welsh people are inherently better than them at everything, ever. For example, Tom Jones has the singing power of ten-thousand englishmen and Ryan Giggs is clearly the greatest British football player in the history of Britain. Realising that England was rapidly being outclassed the then British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher reversed the effects of education on the Welsh by personally grinding every last piece of industry in Wales into the ground and then giving the unemployed Welshmen unlimited supplies of lager.\"