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wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by darklord
squigs are neither flora or fauna
Correct, they are completely imaginary.

Except for our Freak Bar ladies small pet.


pulling up chair with popcorn and soda...waiting for \"small but feisty Squig pet “ to come and kneecap Mike
 

squig hunter

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by darklord
squigs are neither flora or fauna
Correct, they are completely imaginary.

Except for our Freak Bar ladies small pet.


pulling up chair with popcorn and soda...waiting for \"small but feisty Squig pet “ to come and kneecap Mike

Nah Donna, would be mean, him being old and helpless and all :plol

Squig
 

Undave

Flockwit
Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
Speaking of animal \'members\' - a whales thingie can be up to 7 feet long!:eek:

And a gorilla\'s is only two inches.

But then again it isn\'t the size of the nail, it\'s the hammer that bangs it in :eek:
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Originally posted by supervike

First! Good to see you!

Second...Ball hair? I\'ve never heard that as a small unit of measurment. I have heard the term \'(sensitive readers look away please) Thinner than a red c*nt hair....

lol lol It\'s nice to check in again =)

I like that phrase too actually, it\'s a keeper, sheers lol
 

Rastl

New member
Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
For a long time Christmas was a very minor holiday (till someone found out you could market the living daylights out of it!!:mad:)
Actually most civilizations had some sort of mid-winter celebration. Most of them involved a sacrifice to make the sun come back. Seems all of them worked, since it came back every year.

Christianity just subsumed all of the \'pagan\' holidays it could and renamed them. Local gods became \'saints\', etc.

But that\'s not a useless fact. Well it is but ..

Here\'s my contribution. You can\'t lean on a wall on one shoulder and both feet on the ground and lift the same foot. As in, lean with your left shoulder and lift your left foot.
 

mattsterbenz

New member
I think you\'ve got it backwards. With your left shoulder and left foot pressed against the wall, you can\'t lift your right foot away from you without falling.

-Matt
 

funnymouth

Active member
> the barnacle has the largest proportional penis size of any animal

>the average american household is home to about 30 species of spiders
 

Farin

New member
@wiccanpony

then he´s screwed lolfl

sharks have two penises too for the same reason

a fly´s memory only lasts for 0.7 seconds

chrismas oririginally lasted 4 days. The cgristians made it that long to keep people from celabrating \"sol invictus\" = festival of the invincible sun

martin luther, the big german reformist lost his wife due to a traffic accident - she was hit by a coach

in Germany are several \"makeshift reich goverments \" . they claim that the german empire founded in 1871 still exists and that the federal republic of germany is a shenanigan. they even hand out papers and drivers licences

some historians think that german - french war 1870 was won by the germans because they practised they´re tactics with a tabletop game

a male platypus is poisonous, a female one isn´t

the hudred years war was actually 116 years ( in the end it was renamed operation \" quick solution \")

einstein wasn´t a bad student with lousy math grade as many people think. the reason for that rumour is that einstein went to a suisse grammar school where the russian system of grades, where the grades are \"upside down\" : an F was therefor the best grade possible and einstein had only F´s and D´s - with the exeption of french

Napoleon wasn´t small. he was average size for his time (about 1.70 m )
 
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