Very Important Question

Sand Rat

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Originally posted by MarkusTay
Since meat-eating HAS been mentioned, this is not quite a a full-blown hi-jack...

Bare with me, there is a question at the end...

On Memorial Day Morning (last Monday) I was driving to a HUGE family/friend barbecue. My 16 yr old son and his friend were the only two riding with me because I had the gas grill in the back of my truck. My son likes to talk privately to me when the rest of the family isn\'t around, and he started telling me about this girl he\'s been hanging with. He told me she is very nice, pretty, is a vegetarian, and is still a virgin. I said I thought she sounded very sweet; but being the \'jerk\' I am I asked why he would want to take out a girl who didn\'t... ya know... do anything. He told me she gives oral sex (he didn\'t say it that way of course, but I am trying to keep this at least semi-decent). I said \"yeah, but she can\'t \'swallow\'. He insisted that she does. I told him \'then she couldn\'t possibly be a vegetarian\", to which he swore up and down that she was. We argued until we got to the park and started enjoying ourselves. After several (many) beers, i decided to ask everyone at the party (there were about 70 people there). Almost everyone had a different answer, and most didn\'t bother to answer me at all. So I decided to ask my intelligent, well-meaning, good natured Forum friends for the answer.

So, can a girl \'swallow\' and still be a vegetarian? ???

Sorry if you think this subject is gross, but I really need an answer to this mystery.

And like I said, it is related to Marineboy\'s \'carnivore\' comment...

oh, and about the cow/sheep thing... I doubt either is intelligent enough to even be aware of the others existance.


Depends - most vegitarians I know will eat animal products (honey, milk or cheese) while most vegans will not.


As for the cows/sheep question - sheep are to damn dumb to pick up another language.:D
 
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Yeah, if a llama moved in to your house you\'d never understand eachother. Different species, different hardwiring. Good question thought.:)
My local zoo tried to mix chimps and lemurs, same problem, their signals are so different that they could not get along very well. It was all very confusing to both.
 
Same as Steelcult over here. As sperm don\'t fulfill one of the major prerequisites of being \"alive\", i.e. multiplying (themselves), they could be merely regarded as an animal \"product\" :D Thus, the only ethical problem that might arise is if the girl was a vegan...

@ Shaz: I\'m not sure. I guess that sheep and cows growing up togeter might develop some similar behaviour (like cats and dogs), but in terms of \"moo\" and \"baa\"... I don\'t think so... On the other hand, birds of a given species are known to have \"dialects\" dependent of their home region, so, say, a nightingale from Germany wouldn\'t understand one from Russia... So maybe cows and sheep might develop some \"common denominators\" in \"language\"???
 

Mosch

Active member
Orginal gepostet von MarkusTay
So, can a girl \'swallow\' and still be a vegetarian? ???

If someone decides to be vegetarian, it is usually done because they think animals are suffering and therefore should not be eaten. So vegetarians usually do not eat meat to not cause suffering.
Now you decide if oral sex qualifies as suffering :p
(In retrospect, that smilie looks incredibly ill-placed after that sentence)
 

Gin1906

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My thoughts, I don\'t think that swollowing is so much a matter of vegetarian, but of Cannibalism! She is after all dining on part of another human :|~

Of course then the question begs, is the son possitive she swollows, after all just because she performs oral sex does not mean she Must swollow, she could spit! lol


As to sheep and cows, sheep are so stupd that they probably could\'nt communicate with cows! (I hate sheep)

Gin
 

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
What have people got against sheep?!?

(Welsh and New Zealanders need not answer that one)

Shaz
 
@Mosch: Actually, men are suffering when \"unloading\"! EEGs show that, contrary to women\'s brains, male brains are active in the \"pain\" area during an orgasm... So, we kinda suffer to populate Earth lol
 

frenchkid

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Originally posted by Godlikebuthumble
Same as Steelcult over here. As sperm don\'t fulfill one of the major prerequisites of being \"alive\", i.e. multiplying (themselves), they could be merely regarded as an animal \"product\" :D Thus, the only ethical problem that might arise is if the girl was a vegan...

then again, sterile people are alive ;) As are a lot of flowers that can\'t reproduce.
I think bilogicaly it\'d be considered alive. And I think philosophicaly they wouldn\'t :p
Anyway who cares if she swalows or not, what comes before is the important part :p :rolleyes:
 

supervike

Super Moderator
pain??

Originally posted by Godlikebuthumble
@Mosch: Actually, men are suffering when \"unloading\"! EEGs show that, contrary to women\'s brains, male brains are active in the \"pain\" area during an orgasm... So, we kinda suffer to populate Earth lol

No pain no gain.
 

Nelson

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Aha!

Markus, I have definitive proof that sperm are indeed alive (although debatable in Woody\'s case):

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\"I\'m not getting shot out of that thing! What if he\'s masturbating? I\'m liable to end up on the ceiling.\"

:D


EDIT: Sorry about the double posts, but I feel as if I have to make up ground on the whippersnappers that have freaked in my absence. :)
 

MarkusTay

New member
Boy, I leave for a few hours and Here you all are having a good spirited debate about my question. I\'m glad no one took offence, I really was wondering about it from a purely philosophical point of veiw.

Not that it matters, Gin, but my son doesn\'t know first hand; you know how teenagers \'hear\' things.

My wife\'s aunt, who is a former hippy and vegetarian, said that the fact that sperm is from a human a vegetarian should have no problem, they just won\'t touch animal meat.

Originally posted by Fizl
What have people got against sheep?!?

(Welsh and New Zealanders need not answer that one)

Shaz
I had a friend who was a sheep farmer... and he had some very interesting stories to tell about his little \'sheepies\'.
I know way too much about what people got against sheep, and it ain\'t pretty. Now I know why farmers wear those tall boots... :rolleyes:

lol:bouncy::flip:
 

Modderrhu

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Same question, different species

If men and women are in the same house together for long enough, do they learn to understand what the other side are saying?

We have all been working under the assumption that creatures of a like species can communicate with each other.

So, new question; are men and women actually different species?
 

vincegamer

Active member
Communication:
The problem is you assume Cows and Sheep already speak different languages. I would say they communicate perfectly well but in different dialects. We talk mostly but also use body language. Ungulants on the other hand use smell a lot more. I bet a cow can tell if a sheep is afraid, horny, content etc. and I\'m sure in a short amount of time they would recognize the behavior and possibly the vocalizations that go with them.
I have little experience with sheep, but cattle are at least as \"smart\" as dogs.
Believe it or not, a university once built a maze like they use for rats to the size for cows. The cows meandered through randomly first time and every single cow tested made the maze perfectly with no hesitation or wrong turn the second time through.

Sperm:
The vegitarian/vegan thing works to a point, but you have to decide based on the motivation. If someone is a vegan because she doesn\'t think we should exploit animals, then she should have no problem swallowing because there is no exploitation going on (assuming consent).
If the vegetarian is so because she thinks no animal should be killed for us, then again swallowing is ok.
If the vegitarian is so because she thinks animal-based protein is unhealthy, then she shouldn\'t swallow.

The medical definition of vegetarianism is subsisting on a diet of vegetables, grains, fruits, nuts and seeds. By that definition a vegetarian can swallow, provided she\'s not doing it to supplement her diet - not subsisting on it.
 

Modderrhu

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Originally posted by vincegamer
I bet a cow can tell if a sheep is afraid, horny, content etc.
Well, sheep sure as nuts haven\'t learnt when humans are horny, now have they? If they\'re not going to learn those painful lessons, hwo will they learn when a bull is in the mood for a bit of slap \'n\' tickle?
 

MarkusTay

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Originally posted by vincegamer
...then she should have no problem swallowing because there is no exploitation going on (assuming consent).
Assuming consent?

ROTFLMAO
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Best laugh I\'ve had yet today. lol

NO! No! I don\'t want to! Please stop! What are you doing with my penis? Oh no! Please don\'t! Dear God NOooooo... Aaarrrrgh.....

Oh yeah, that\'ll happen... lol
 

vincegamer

Active member
Too literal MT

I had more in mind-
\"oh yes! Oh...hey, is that a camera? What are you doing?!?!?\"
or
\"oh yes! By the way did I mention I\'m only 13?\"
both of which would be exploitation.

As to sheep not learning when humans are horney, well humans don\'t tell them in sheep (we don\'t talk by smell - except possibly telling each other \"stay far away from me\"). I bet one of these sheep you are thinking of would learn the signs the second time around.
 
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