Virtual Bartender

[darthfoley]

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm


Ask her to do the following:

fight
kiss
sing
sucker
show your thong
lick
get naked
pour beer on yourself
handstand
jumping jacks
light
Kung Fu
become smart so I like you
pillow fight
freak dance
read


Might be old hat to some, but I found it amusing.

 

[No Such Agency]

Some bartender! I ask for a dry gin martini and I get \"Huh?\" *shrug* Idiot philistine. It\'s like virtually drinking at a virtual fraternity keg party.

 

[finn17]

Very good...

When you ask her for beer however, she takes a swig before giving it to you.

In most parts of this country she\'d get decked, no matter how good looking she was:flip:

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Very nice, I wish the bartender at my local pub looked like that. Although I did not appreciate the bouncer getting in the way.

 

[provoke_me]

its not working for me

but i think ther used to be one of a chicken someplace...ill see if i can find it.

 

[provoke_me]

FOUND THE CHICKEN!

http://subserviantchicken.com/

 

[darthfoley]

Bartender chick? Good.

Guy in a cock suit? Negative.


lol

 

[provoke_me]

well

sometimes he does funny stuff...and the chick isnt working..it just keeps saying getting loaded or w/e

 

[ipaintminis]

i guess that whole boys will be boys thing continues farrrrr past the \"boy\" stage eh?

 

[Primeval]

What kind of woman is this? I ask her to paint a miniature and she just shrugs in confusion..

And she can\'t quote Robert E. Howard either...

 

[Primeval]

Originally posted by ipaintminis


i guess that whole boys will be boys thing continues farrrrr past the \"boy\" stage eh?

If we didn\'t continue with that line of thinking, then populating the planet might be a little tough Becca...

 

[Fizl]

Well, the chicken man is up and about, I\'ve just had him touching his toes, and he waved goodbye as well

Shaz

 

[Dragonsreach]

@Fizl: I\'ve just read your recipe for the week.

Have you got Shares in Beechams girl? lollollol

 

[Fizl]

No shares, but I\'ve only ever had a hangover once before in my life - and that was after an evening of absinthe, tequila, overproof rum and chicken nuggets with chilli sauce. There was more alcohol in there, but to be honest I cant remember what it was (I just remember I didn\'t like it so I drank it all at once).

I will take requests for specific types of food or drinks recipes

Shaz

 

[provoke_me]

dont tell anyone!

ill have to try that fizl...but dont tell anyone...im not \"legally\" allowed to drink....hehe

 

[Sturmhalo]

That electronic bint wouldn\'t do half the stuff I asked her!

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by Sturmhalo
That electronic bint wouldn\'t do half the stuff I asked her!

me neither but i think thats because some of it was probably illegal over in america!!!

 

[Infidel Castro]

I asked her to kill Bush. How long does it take?

 

[provoke_me]

*sigh*

i think this is one of those non macintosh thingies...
damn.

 

[Doughnut]

@reverend - Hopefully not long.....