warhammer lotr pro. painted elves! starts 99p have l@@k

finn17

New member
Seems OK to me...

...as long as they mean that they were painted by an ageing PROstitute...with visual and fine-motor difficulties.
Nothing wrong with that description at all:|~
Mind you, if you believed that crap you would deserve to be ripped off:flip:
 

Mosch

Active member
I feel that I paint better than that. And I still don\'t paint well.


No go and draw your own conclusions :p


I know several people that paint crappy, but at least they don\'t have the balls to call their stuff pro painted...
 

beh

New member
OH YEAH!

Like wow dudes, those are fookin\' brilliant, absolutely fookin\' brilliant!!!

:wow:

lol
 

Anaughtybear

New member
Ummm, yeah... See the forum about people who advertise \"pro-painted miniatures\". Please don\'t make us look at this stuff anymore.
 

vincegamer

Active member
The real kicker will be how much they sell for. We\'ll have to wait and see.
I paint better than that but I bet he sells better.
 

Braveheart712

New member
This is EXACTLY what I was referinging to !!!!

See the \"Pro painted\" forum. I love looking at items like this on eBay where the \"artist\" lists them like Michaelangelo came back from the dead and painted them, then we look at they look like Picasso had his way with them !!! Yes, I know it is a sickness, but I could spend hours looking at all the \"Pro painted\" stuff and laughing my butt off !! These are so particular hanus that I am watching them and might even throw out a bid or two. If I win, I definitely will get the insurance since there is no way I would ever risk having something happen to these fine piece in transit.

\"Of course that is just my opinion, I could be wrong...\" -Dennis Miller
 

KingM

New member
I feel sorry for the elves ;)

It\'s not that they\'re painted reeeeally badly, they\'re quite acceptable for gaming standard, it\'s just the way this guy talks about them like they\'re perfection incarnate :rolleyes:
 

TAB Studio

New member

This is the dead give away no matter what you are looking at. I will not bid on a auction with this. If goods can not sell themselves with out the commando attitude, I refuse to L@@K.
Guess it is the stubborn side showing but it is like a \"run away\" to me.
 

Corvus

New member
Similar to L@@k: stuff like \"starting at 1 euro/99p\". Very irritating.

I always try to cram as much USEFUL keywords in the title, so stuff like that is just a waste of space IMO.
 

No Such Agency

New member
Wow, I never knew it was so easy to become a professional painter. I could paint much better minis... with the brush clenched between my butt cheeks. that way I\'d have both hands free to properly use the FREAKIN\' SHIFT KEY when composing my eBay ad :mad:
 

Itchy

New member
yeah... i\'ve seen terminators that were painted something like that, only they had bright neon green bases.
 

Aryanun

New member
I\'ve got stuff better than that..

and it\'s all flat paint. :D

I saw some \"Pro Painted\" stuff on Ebay today that make my Gueniviere look good.

My Guen:

gueniviere.jpg


Mind, this was the very first mini I painted with my brothers Testors model paints 24 years ago. I think I was about 13 and just getting into gaming and minis. This mini has already had the stripper bath and is being re-worked for Zaphod\'s Crappy Mini or Not.
 
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