Wasps Suck

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Yetie

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it hard to isolate 150 hornets, and in a skirmish your looking at arounf 30-40 of em and they dont die easy imagine a 150 of these things

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Bengoodall

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Ive just found the ultimate bug killing toy.

Picture a tennis racket, but half the size,with wire mesh on it, and batteries.

Not gonna kill too much with just a pair of double As in it, but loaded with 9 volts....:twisted:
 
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Yetie

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Originally posted by Bengoodall
Picture a tennis racket, but half the size,with wire mesh on it, and batteries.
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where did you find such a weapon, I know I sound overly dramtic but me and my mates are too poor to get a bug killer in and plus its quite fun!!!!
 
darklord

darklord

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i have an irrational fear of wasps (and even blue bottle\'s can make me jump.

When i was around twelve me, my brother and a friend were catching frogs and there was a tree overhanging the river so they both climbed across. i proceeded too do the same then i looked down and i could\'nt see my leg below my knee as it was covered in wasps. must have stood in their nest. god how i ran. got home and i could still hear buzzing and their stuck in the top of my head was one remaining wasp. only got stung about 15 times but scared the hell out of me.
my grandma was actually allergic to bee stings and had to carry an injection with her and use it within a minute otherwise would have died
 
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Bill

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Yeah, you\'d probably need about a million bees to take on the 150 hornets anyway, well, if they are giant hornets.
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That was a superb program! The European bees got so pwned by the hornets, then the hornets got pwned by the Japanese ones!!11!! ZOMFG TEH ROXORZZ
 
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hakoMike

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There were wasps stinging the newly emerging cicadas last year near my office. :~( Those poor things spend 10+ years in the ground, only to emerge and get stung to death by a bunch of yellow jerks. They only wanted to mate!

Stupid wasps.

Originally posted by Swordwind
Someone needs to sculpt a decent range of 28mm scale insects.
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They\'d be like grains of sand!
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: Being the one in my family who is “not” allergic to bee and wasp stings..... I’m the official killer of flying vermin.

I have a spray bottle of water ( it’s really to discourage the cat from beating up on my dog), the bee/wasp can’t fly with wet wings, then stomp I them to death with my dainty size 10s. :D

one time my sprayer of water wasn’t close to hand, so I used a can of air freshener, it worked nicely and left a sweet smelling corpse.:twisted:lol
 
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yarddawg

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Giant asian hornets, I know those. We have them here. The pine plantations released them about 20 years ago \'cause they thought they\'d make a spiffy biological control for pine borers. Idiots. I have to smush one in the house almost every summer. With a looong stick. Gave up Raid, it\'ll eventually kill \'em but they\'ll chase you a little first.

Also - didn\'t work on the pine borers.
 
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matty1001

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lol I must have been about 7. I remember going into my room and pulling my trousers and underpants down to look at it, but I just kept going round in circles, like a dog chasing its tail.

It was rather uncomfortable lol
 
Ebonbuddha

Ebonbuddha

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Wasp suck? I thought they stung. lol

Sorry. :redface:

Originally posted by swordtrainer
I was painting a room at my church and there is this old rusty door and it was hollow so they made a nest in there. Well i opened the door and a wasp stunbg the back of my head and I was like WTF you bee!?! I crushed it and finished painting the door....so anyone else have any bad bee experiences?
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TAB Studio

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Well what story...hmmm,being a gardener I have gotten to the point that I can hear them hopefully before the get me. I get stung each year with only a few exceptions.
The worst was 6 to the face for me , got to the point of steroids and pain pills.

Best cure...Ice, Adolf\'s meat tenderizer paste, it has papaya enzyme that reduces inflammation and swelling.


Worst case , my employee, we were kick trenching around an air conditioner and yellow jackets had built a nest under the ground there, It was like watching a cartoon, they really do rise and make an arrow , we had to hide her in the truck and then change her shirt. they must have followed the color or scent because their concern was for her, not the other 4 I had on crew. She had 55 bites and no allergy\'s, thankfully. Tough way to earn a day off with pay
I went that night and foam killed the nest, they are all inside at night.

She before that thought she could avoid the wasps by being nice to them ...they had rights etc, No they have no respect no do they care if you do. You can pet a bee when it is eating pollen but never make friends with a wasp.
Good hearing and trained to rake beat areas before I clear them is survival, also if you remove the nest they will no longer hang around, they scent mark the branch areas
 
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Dr Death

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I had a bad case involving a steep slope, a wasp nest and a lost ball as a child. Me and my sister went looking for it and she swears blind i stepped in the wasp nest but i beleive i simply recognised it- problem was i was standing virtually on top of it at the time. Suffice to say their ensued a rout up said steep slope with my legs crawling with wasps. It was an experience i dont wish to repeat.....

Dr Death
 
darklord

darklord

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Originally posted by matty1001
lol I must have been about 7. I remember going into my room and pulling my trousers and underpants down to look at it,
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you flashed at the wasp? no wonder it stung you!!
 
Fizl

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
Wasp in my ear for 20 minutes once.

Longest 20 minutes of my life.

They should all be exterminated.

Shaz
 
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