Wealthy long lost uncle to Caption it!

[Thunderhawker]

\"Famous last words: Hey guys, watch this!\"

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by Thunderhawker

Bob knew he should have checked the new bike out before riding it cross country. But who knew it would be afraid of camping trailers.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Thunderhawker

Dude! This is NOT the Matrix!

 

[DaN]

John chuckled to himself - what kind of IDIOT took photographs while riding a motorbi...

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Thunderhawker

\"Now that was some fart!\"

 

[Highbulp Billy]

It\'s a little known fact that Mr Knievel didn\'t pass his motorbike test first time round thanks to a slightly less than perfect emergency stop

 

[squidders]

deisel on theroad was one thing but a banana skin! dire!

 

[miniDrake]

Originally posted by squidders

\"OH Crap\" James thought to himself,handbrake turns just don\'t work on two wheels.

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Originally posted by Thunderhawker

Mark Hamill, before: The final moments.

After seeing his own movie premiere, Tom Cruise became convinced that he could perform those stunts, himself.

\"Look ma, no Hans!\"

\"I bet him fifty bucks he couldn\'t do a barrell roll on a motorbike. NOW do you believe he has a gambling problem?\"

 

[Amazon warrior]

It was bad enough being beaten by Jeff *before* he switched on his new swanky new anti-grav system...

 

[spazzy]

\"9-1-1 dispatch, are you calling to report an emergency?\"

 

[MPJ]

Originally posted by Thunderhawker

Boys and girls, don\'t try this at home! :drunk:

Oh crap, now the wife will know I bought a motorbike! :drunk:

Falling is kinda fun but landing is a bitch! :drunk:

 

[mrrocknroll]

\"How do I explain this to the insurance company.\"

\"Is it a bird, is it a plane, No its a bike flying side ways..... *CRASH*\"

 

[Torn blue sky]

Originally posted by Thunderhawker

ZOMG!!11!!1 TEH HAXZ0RZ!!1!11!!!

 

[BarstoolProphet]

From my lady-friend:

\"Darwin Award Nominee #1\"

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Thunderhawker

His first words in the ER were \"Man did you see the Boobies on her?\"

Ok naughty Mike, naughty

 

[Torn blue sky]

Originally posted by Thunderhawker

Never race a Jedi and expect to win...