Hah! LOL...
Dear sir and/or madame,
I am Grimhelm J.Wormtongue, The daughter of late Counsellor Gríma Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan.
My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to Prime Minister] to late lamented king Théoden of Rohan. In his position my father altogether legally and correctly acquired significant assets throughout Rohan in order to protect the Kingdom from enemy forces within and without.
In the course of lamentable events succeeding, my father was illegally deprived of office and expelled from the Kingdom. Before this he had with foresight already entirely legally deposited the sum of US$42,000,000 in gold with one of the Africa leading Banks in Cote d´ Ivoire of which I will let you know if you identify your interest .
While in exile in the north he was assaulted and murdered by a band of northern Orcs.
His family was obliged to seek refuge in northern Dunland among some of our sympathisers..
The rest of the letter contains the normal request to send all my bank details etc. etc.
I actually received this letter from some sad, lamentable bastard who thought he would have a bash at the classic Nigerian scam. Obviously the person who sold him the package had a good sense of humour :flip:
I\'ll forward some on to you...I get about 5 a week. The Lord of the Rings version was my personal fav.
Dear sir and/or madame,
I am Grimhelm J.Wormtongue, The daughter of late Counsellor Gríma Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan.
My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to Prime Minister] to late lamented king Théoden of Rohan. In his position my father altogether legally and correctly acquired significant assets throughout Rohan in order to protect the Kingdom from enemy forces within and without.
In the course of lamentable events succeeding, my father was illegally deprived of office and expelled from the Kingdom. Before this he had with foresight already entirely legally deposited the sum of US$42,000,000 in gold with one of the Africa leading Banks in Cote d´ Ivoire of which I will let you know if you identify your interest .
While in exile in the north he was assaulted and murdered by a band of northern Orcs.
His family was obliged to seek refuge in northern Dunland among some of our sympathisers..
The rest of the letter contains the normal request to send all my bank details etc. etc.
I actually received this letter from some sad, lamentable bastard who thought he would have a bash at the classic Nigerian scam. Obviously the person who sold him the package had a good sense of humour :flip:
I still have the mails somewhere, if you want to read them.
