Well, the cardiac fairy is a great big pain in the chest that is misinterpreted by ones girlfriend, who calls the ambulance and one gets to go to the hospital and spend several hours waiting on the doctor to tell one that one has strained chest muscles and is overweight, which when coupled with multiple trips up and down the stairs leads to above mentioned trip to the hospital. Other than that everything is OK. (Still havent got the bill yet, so you can imagine what thats gonna do to my heart. )
And that children is the fairytail of Steelcult vs. the Cardiac Fairy. So the moral is make sure you give the wrong address on all your medical forms.