What by Who Sucks?

finn17

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I\'ve got broad shoulders...

Originally posted by SaxonAngel
Inge that\'s not fair to Finn. You can make ANY mini look great.:wow:

I can stand it... OK ..In any LESSER person\'s hands than Jenova\'s this model may well blow. Is that perhaps more apt?

Inge what would you really rate this sculpt on a 1-10?
 

mouse

Member
Arghh....

Originally posted by finn17
... A hideous, shapeless female who appears to be sniffing her own armpit.

No offence, Jenova but she does seem to be sniffing her own armpit.

PS: Otherwise, she\'s at the pond shaving her armpit and raising her arm checking if there\'s any spot she missed. :(
 

Otter

New member
Thanks for the congrats, guys! :flip:

I apologise for this to Jenova, but I\'m going to have to go with Finn and Mouse... Is she holding a big can of Secret over her head like a mystical deoderant talisman?

- Otter
\"Never send a ferret to do a weasel\'s work.\"
 

Jenova

New member
Thanks :)

Well, actually I don\'t really love this fig myself. :duh:
I got her with a 75% discount from a store that was closing :D

On a scale from 1-10 I would probably give her a 4. The casting is good and the anthomy is pretty good too (IMHO), but the pose and the face suck big time. She\'s pretty quick to paint because she\'s mostly skin....

Otherwise, she\'s at the pond shaving her armpit and raising her arm checking if there\'s any spot she missed
I quite like that idea actually. It\'s better than the sniffing and it explains why she has a knife but no clothes :)
 

finn17

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Knife...what knife...Oh..that Knife!

Do you know what? I have actually bought this figure, haven\'t got round to painting it yet and I may never get round to it \'cos I don\'t like it. But, I have never noticed that she is carrying a knife before Inge pointed it out.

Perhaps I shouldn\'t have been so rude. I was always bought up to be polite to ladies, particularly large, half-naked ones sporting a huge knife.:bouncy:
 

finn17

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Sorry, it\'s me again.

I have been toying with the original title of this thread for a few days now and it really does have a certain ring to it. I would like to congratulate impernouncable for coming up with the succinctly glorious, \"What by Who Sucks?\":bouncy:
 

vincegamer

Active member
you\'re all a bunc of spoiled brats...

if you think \"Danu\" is one of the worst models being made.

Now let\'s talk history. Minis have been made since sculpting began. The wargame/rollplay mini industry is more than 30 years old. I have some totally nasty pieces from the 70s, AND THEY WERE THE GOOD ONES BACK THEN! I didn\'t buy the bad ones!

Now modern stuff, I have a couple of games that come with minis and they stink to high heaven. I just picked up a cheap copy of \"Carnage\" and it looks like a fun game even though the 90 odd minis that come in it look like some sort of mutant jelly freak with one side of the face several inches higher than the other (in scale).
\"Danu\" may have a dumb pose, but at least she\'s got human proportions.

Put up an ugly pic and I bet I can put up an uglier one!
And I\'m not afraid to do it either as anyone looking at my gallery can tell lol
 

Impernouncable

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Originally posted by finn17
I have been toying with the original title of this thread for a few days now and it really does have a certain ring to it. I would like to congratulate impernouncable for coming up with the succinctly glorious, \"What by Who Sucks?\":bouncy:
I aim to please. lol
My vote goes to the 100 Kingdoms Outkast line as a whole. What are those guys smoking?
 

ejsaunders

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Check out some of the mini manufacturer\'s pages on the Stuff of Legends... Woof, there are minis with more \'urrgh\' or \'ehh what the hell is that dangly thing?\' than a, well I won\'t say, its to rude, but some of them are just bloody awful. I remember buying some of those \'skinny humans\' that GW put out in the 80s. I believe they were for W40k, the astropath springs to mind but he might not be. He\'s in the \'blue\' catalogue on SOL if you want to take a cheeky peek.
 
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bjorkgnu

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Originally posted by Impernouncable
My vote goes to the 100 Kingdoms Outkast line as a whole. What are those guys smoking?

I don\'t know that I\'d go that far. Granted, Some of them do look a bit odd - *ahem* Karix and the new Allon warchief *ahem* - but for the most part I think they\'re nifty. I\'m particularly fond of the soulcaller and the stegon shock troops.

I will agree on the old models generally being stinkers though. I\'ve got a pile of old Dungeon Dwellers that barely rank above \"formless blob\" level.
 
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bjorkgnu

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This would be no problem, provided the aforementioned formless blobs were, in fact, called \"formless blobs.\" Trying to pass off a formless blob as an orc, however, is a bit tougher. :)
 

Infidel Castro

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Not arf!

Impernouncable says...

[/quote]I aim to please. lol
My vote goes to the 100 Kingdoms Outkast line as a whole. What are those guys smoking? [/quote]

Not arf lol

Thar she blows!
 

Sand Rat

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Got to go with the sheer ugliness of those Late 70\'s minis - have to dig out the cave horror I\'ve got sitting on the waiting to be painted pile and put it up.
 

abstracity

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Back to the Danu

This post makes me cringe almost as much as the movie that inspired it\'s title...but it\'s because of that nasty mini!

Seriously folks this mini blows...and Inge\'s Danu is no looker either...capably painted...sure...no prizewinner though...
It\'s not cuzza her skill though folks...I think anyone would have a time of it trying to make this lump of crud look good.

The worst sculpts I have seen may be Ral Parthas old Star Frontiers minis....The Vrusks in particular...I\'m determined to paint one and make it look good though!

Peace.
 
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Big Mean Elf

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Open that 1 good eye peep...

Originally posted by vincegamer
if you think \"Danu\" is one of the worst models being made.

Very....VERY BAD!

...even.

Dat why me do`n a line of girls girls girls....from me fave play boy pent house mags,even!

That amoung most of the Foundery Girls Stuff...is a shit fig if there ever was one.

Take a Sc-Fi thing a mah bobby,that turns metal into an exact duplicate of the thing,but as it would be as a live`n human ect...

Them Foundery joints would look like a bow legged,club footed,buck toothed,fat floppy azzed,puggy inch inch a lil ugly worm fat bellied ,double inflamed jointed elbow and knees flat chested wart hoggies.

...leave us not ta ferget they have ungly azz hands and feet,look like a damn pixi sock wit oven mits on...lawd have mercy!:rolleyes:


:wow::~:)o

Take a Confrontation Fianna and toss her lil metal azz into same deal?

Grrrrrrrrooooooowwwwwwweeeeeeellllll....
:wow:

Hubbah Hubbah,even!

But she would still be in a wheel chaire poor sexy Mel Gibson`s Sister in the face,hot lil bitch...cuase she would not be able to stand on her tiny lil legs,well them knees anyhow,would snap,cuase of her heavy upper body....yeah you know,with the shoulders as broad as mine?

Makes you wonder...do they know a gals center of gravity is in her round shaply firn lil hot hubbah rump?

I mean...what where \"THEY\" use`n fer reff materials when they sculpted it all up?

:]

Peace!
:cool:lol:
 

Nomis

New member
Back in the early eighties I did some home painting for one of the companies that produces collectable figures in the style of the old toy soldiers.

the company sent me a kit of very thick enamel gloss paints a couple of brushes - very like the GW \"tank\" brushes and some quite nicely moulded soldiers.
The idea then was to apply a thick white undercoat and then to paint on an approximation of the uniform - no trouble about flash or lining up the eyes either.
Payment was by the model so a quick turn round was encouraged.

End result was none of the moulded details were visible at all and the figure was high gloss almost like it came from a jelly mold!

This probably was the main contibuting factor to me loosing interest in the hobby for the best part of the decade!:|~
 

vincegamer

Active member
Originally posted by abstracity
The worst sculpts I have seen may be Ral Parthas old Star Frontiers minis....The Vrusks in particular...I\'m determined to paint one and make it look good though!

Peace.
Hey, me too! I have the \"player characters\" set. The Dralasites are at this moment primed and on my workplace. The Vrusk sculptor seems to have done a decent torso then had his 5-year-old do the body! I think the \"sathar in space suit\" is just as bad though.
 
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