What got you battered?

[Infidel Castro]

I lost this particualr fight.

My head is in a right old state, all self-induced of course. The fun of yesterday is now today\'s folly. I feel sick and I have a little dance troupe in the back of my skull lol. Still, going to do housework today like some man-machine.

I may have to write off my Saturday to a degree, but I have Monday off as well so my weekend is still barely started.

I did squit badly earlier.

Vike, that Dark is really nice, but the smooth loses a little flavour over the cask version. The cask is almost winey. Top stuff but legendary in its capacity to put people off drinking for quite a while if a bad one is unknowingly imbibed. Everyone talks of a particular night they remember when things started getting ugly, much like remembering where you were when Tommy Cooper died - that is, you can\'t forget that kind of horror.

And Dave Allen died! What a bugger. Funny guy.

 

[tidoco2222]

Theakstons Old Perculiar oh yes and Bateman\'s XXXX. Good ales them.

 

[Infidel Castro]

As long as you go to a pub that looks after the little fellas!

So, back on topic as far as what REALLY did batter you LAST NIGHT, has anyone else got any regrets this morning and if so, what did you over?

 

[freakinacage]

i didn\'t get drunk last night but if i\'m out down the pub it\'s normally \'bow or brains. good stuff. although if i\'m in \'town\', it\'ll be bottles, usually budweiser.

heard about dave allen too. he had one finger missing - did you ever notice? shame

 

[Infidel Castro]

Tim, do you mean it\'s a shame he had a finger missing or that he died ???

Do you mix Bow and Brains? That would feck the head over big time maaaan!

 

[tooshy]

Top bloke

Dave Allen was funny as f*ck. He didn\'t have a complete finger missing - just from the knuckle owards. Not sure how it happened though. His religious jokes were hilarious and also the sketches he used to do too lol

As for me, I didn\'t get battered at all last night - maybe that is my regret this morning ??? I\'ve got a couple bottles of Tiger in the fridge and 24 bottles of Smirnoff Ice. It may be a different outlook tomorrow

 

[Infidel Castro]

I demand some booze!

Go on Tracey, you know you want to lol.

How do you justify having 24 bottles just \'lying round\'? That is the start of a problem I think lol.

 

[tooshy]

The problem Rev is that I hate drinking alone. Plus the last time I drank excessively, I ended up posting some random stuff on CMON - yeah yeah, I know it was probably no different to my sober posts....

 

[Infidel Castro]

I was just about to say.......lol

It seems that you\'d have difficulty telling if you were drunk or not!

 

[Klute]

At the moment a Babycham would get me legless.

Back in the day though the nastiest drink I had was on holiday.It was one of those they set alight then put out.You first sniff the fumes then sup the \"drink\" in one.
I had 2 then woke up on the bar floor the next morning.:|~

 

[tooshy]

Fizzy....

Babycham - ah now we are talking!! I went on a Babycham pub crawl and got absolutely legless Anything fizzy seems to scupper me

Oh and the drink you are talking about Klute is Sambuca (crap spelling I think). It usually comes with a coffee bean floating on top and is set alight. Always a good idea to blow it out before drinking though - if only I\'d know sooner

 

[Klute]

It was called a Flaming Lamborghini

No coffee beans but the bottle he poured the liquid from had some weird looking plant in it.

 

[Infidel Castro]

Sambuca is the worst of the worst :|~. Can\'t get on with the stuff.

Mark, it sounds like you went to the wrong bar lol. Are you sure it was a REAL bar or was it in a roleplay game ???

 

[Fizl]

A true flaming Lambourghini should be drunk through a straw very quickly. The skill is to drink it without burning your mouth when you get to the vapours at the end!

I think tonight I shall mostly be battered by cheeky vimto\'s

Shaz

Edit: Its a rare bar tht will serve two or more flaming lamboughinis to someone!

 

[Modderrhu]

Sambuca - nectar of the gods

It\'s testament to the brainlessness of scuba divers what we used to do with Sambuca. After a good day\'s diving everyone is full of the joys of life and all that. One good swig of the stuff, not swallowed but swirled around in the mouth, and then lit. :flame: The trick was to close the mouth quickly enough that it didn\'t burn the lips. Ahhhh, what fond memories of Lupini\'s black sambuca... Wonderful stuff indeed.

 

[marineboy]

...oh, sambucca... christmas parties of yore come in flashbacks...:|~

.. there are two bottles of Limfjord Porter, the best stout in the world, nestled in fridge, yet virgin but not for long...i can already taste the tar and hemp rope from the harbor...:duh:

 

[Klute]

Yeh I could be wrong.

What the guy did was light the drink then place his hand over the glass extinguishing the flame and the glass stuck to his hand.Then when he takes his hand off you sniff the fumes and down the drink.

I remember having a flaming lamborghini and a flaming drambui.

 

[Sturmhalo]

Originally posted by tooshy
Dave Allen was funny as f*ck. He didn\'t have a complete finger missing - just from the knuckle owards. Not sure how it happened though. His religious jokes were hilarious and also the sketches he used to do too lol

I hear Dave Allen had a very tiny cock, but on the other hand it was quite large.

lol

 

[Godlikebuthumble]

Absinth is bad...

Talking about flamin\' drinks...
Some nasty stuff my former roommate and me were celebrating one time or another: Get some absinth (or absenthe, green fairy, etc), and not the shoddy nancy-boy 50% one, I\'m talking good Czech 80% fuel... put a piece of sugar on a teaspoon, drop some absinth on it, light it up, let it melt a bit, then stir into the rest of the absinth. If it catches fire, all the better: put it out and \"drink\" the fumes! :duh: Then drink some warm, sugared 80% booze! Groovy! Gets you plastered in a matter of minutes!
Oh, and for the fancy fizzy drinkers: you can mix absinth with red bull or other energizers, it\'ll still taste of anis, tho\'

 

[Chrispy]

At least none of you are crazy like the dearly departed Hunter S. to huff Ether fumes... or are you? :]