What is Tescos?

Onis Lair

New member
Marketing my friend, that\'s what the pringle cans are all about. Every Fry\'s grocery store in Az i\'ve ever walked into spells \"Suns\" or \"D-backs\" in coke and pepsi cans.
 

freakinacage

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Originally posted by Necroghast
Yeah I went to Tescos in Glasgow and they were OBSESSED with pringles. There were little displays of pringles in every aisle and they even devoted an entire wall to spelling \"Tescos\" in pringle cans. Are all Tescos like this?
i\'ve never seen anything like it but they do go a little nuts for some products if there is a special deal on
 

Swordwind

New member
Originally posted by james sequeira
A company that hires numbers, sorry I mean people.


Not half. They have more staff than the British army, navy and airforce combined. Stick a rifle in their hands and by this time next week we\'ll have to call ourselves the Democratic Republic of Tesco.
 

Davyboy74

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Originally posted by Swordwind
Originally posted by james sequeira
A company that hires numbers, sorry I mean people.


Not half. They have more staff than the British army, navy and airforce combined. Stick a rifle in their hands and by this time next week we\'ll have to call ourselves the Democratic Republic of Tesco.

lol lol lol Nah, if that happened i would sign up for the \'ASDA freedom fighters\' movement, led by that \'Sir George of ASDA\'
 

jerry kurl

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I shall tell you what Tescos are:

They are evil pure unadulterated evil, they buy evry spare piece of land in any availible town or semi rural area they can to prevent there opposition from buying land and developing sites, they also build supermarkets where there is no market for one, I live very near Cromer on the east coast and we have plenty of supermarkets in all of our towns and villages, Tescos have just opened a new store in Aylsham, it already has a Budgens and a somerfields along with a thriving market and local stores now aylsham is a very small town and the nock on effect of tescos opening is that so far a butchers and green grocer have closed budegens and somerfields have laid of 45 staff between them and the markets are failing weekly. Tesco was never welcomed to the area, it was opposed by a majority vote of local residents and traders but the council granted permission :cussing: and now a few miles away in anouther small coastal town (Sheringham) tescos look as though they will get permission to build another store that nobody wants or requires.

Tesco are the 20th century version of the Matrix they treat people like rats scurrying through there maze of shelves filling there pockets while they fill our lives with misery

Sorry rant over :possessed:

Chris :cool:
 

Yramrag

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When i was young i also wondered who or what Tesco\'s was. This came from watching the last Young One\'s when they were about to rob the bank and Mike gives them the \"guns\"
Mike \"If anyone asks, just say i didn\'t get them at Tesco\'s\"
Neil (pretending to point the gun at someone): \"I didn\'t get them at Tesco\'s\"
And whoever said that Tesco\'s has more people than the Army, Navy and Airforce, i have read that Brazil has more Avon ladies than soldiers in it\'s army.
 

Davyboy74

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lol Imagine if you can, an army of Avon ladies....
now that would be a sight to see on a gaming table! (conversion ideas anyone?) rofl
 
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