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Evil Dave

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Kingdom of Loathing: An Adventurer is You!

A turn based adventure game with many hilarious pop culture jokes.
IE: You go to the White Forest, you may fight a White Lion (It makes the Children Cry.), a White Snake, or even a Knight in White Satin.

Play such classes as:
* Seal Clubber - Seal Clubbers hail from the frigid Northlands, because one character class always hails from the frigid Northlands. They rely on their Muscle to survive.

* Turtle Tamer - The Turtle Tamer\'s mystical connection with his/her terrapin brethren imbues him/her with great power. (S)he excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His/her Muscle is the key to his/her success, and to his/her long lifespan.

* Pastamancer - With his/her mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. (S)he relies on his/her Mysticality to get ahead in the world.

* Sauceror - Long engaged in an uneasy truce with the Pastamancers, the guild of Saucerors protects the secrets of the Ancient Brotherhood of Gravymakers. Their Mysticality is their most important attribute.

* Disco Bandit - The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes (s)he? No man knows. Whither strikes (s)he next? All men live in fear of him/her and his/her Moxie.

* Accordion Thief - The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with \"the ladies/gentlemen.\"
 

Avelorn

Sven Jonsson
I wonder what a site like this has for effect on society...

Originally posted by ScottRadom
Yep, chalk me down for CMON as well.



Some puzzling official statistics might just have gotten its explanation.

:innocent:
 
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