What is the Glass

[mud duck]

If an optimist sees, say an ancholic beverage, as half full.
A pessimist sees it as half empty.
An engineer sees it as a glass that’s twice the size that it has to be.
And Super Vike Wants to know who drank half of his beer.
What does the rest of the world see?




??????

 

[EricJ]

well, important question, is this the 1st or 10th glass, because at some point, I stop seeing straight

 

[Infidel Castro]

Aye, good point. And for me, there is no glass till 10.30pm. Catch last orders and then home to bed

 

[Sonnyslayer]

 

[Dragon Forge Design]

A man who needs another beer!

Cheers!

 

[Itchy]

Isn\'t glass what those mimes always get stuck behind? Well, up until the winds starts blowing hard enough.

@ Airhead

 

[airhead]

I see a man about to run out of beer.

you see, there is a big difference between ONE beer and A beer.

One beer - fill the glass up once. empty it. Go home.

A beer mean that the glass will only be filled by you once. It can be half filled several times or filled by someone else. Usually you have to call your wife to come get you and drive you home.

 

[Itchy]

Sounds like you\'ve been doing shots with my friendslol

but that lol soon turns into :|~

 

[Naukhel]

Originally posted by Itchy
Isn\'t glass what those mimes always get stuck behind? Well, up until the winds starts blowing hard enough.

@ Airhead

The world\'s worst military strategy:

A long line of mimes demonstrating to the enemy infantry that they are behind a vast, impenetrable, invisible barrier....

 

[vincegamer]

Isn\'t that what the Chinese did to Russia? No wait, the millions of unarmed Chinese were the impenetrable barrier.

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Well I see it as neither half full nor half empty, but just right, Because then the buxxom blonde waitress will be comming over to top it off yet again. Ahh good times.

 

[Herb the bitter]

As an optimistic pessimist I see the glass as half full of emptiness(or is that half empty of fullness?)

 

[Evil Dave]

Screw the glass.
Where\'s the bottle?

Drink it with Gusto and move on to the next bottle.

 

[Herb the bitter]

Originally posted by Evil Dave
Screw the glass.
Where\'s the bottle?

I see you\'ve recovered from your bachelor party.

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by Herb the bitter

Originally posted by Evil Dave
Screw the glass.
Where\'s the bottle?

I see you\'ve recovered from your bachelor party.

Oh, yeah, great time.
Been very busy these last few days, but as of last night I am a married man.

Although if the stripper in the pin stripe business suit had done just a little more, I would probably been married to a different woman.lollollol

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Half empty, half full?? Beer bong\'s kinda make it a moot point dont they?

 

[delta 408]

i think it won\'t matter as long as a drop of beer is left.



BOTTOMS UP! lol

 

[freakinacage]

half empty/half full

who cares - i orderd a full pint - where\'s the rest!!

 

[Mosch]

It\'s not mine, because mine was full. Also, it was a bigger glass. And where exactly have my peanuts gone?

 

[supervike]

half full...optimist
half empty...pesimist
Who drank half my beer?...paranoid
Screw the glass, Bring me the bottle...realist