What is the most satisfying bodily function?

[Ebonbuddha]

lol

Originally posted by supervike

Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
And no one mentioned orgasms?

I fake all of mine.:drunk:

 

[Ebonbuddha]

I stop using mayonaise to fake mine. It kept getting on the book my wife reads. lol

Originally posted by Tony Manero

Originally posted by supervike

Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
And no one mentioned orgasms?

I fake all of mine.:drunk:

do you use mayonnaise or pie filling then? lollollollollol:drunk::drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

:redface: at my age, it\'s that first \"wee\" in the morning

 

[No Such Agency]

Originally posted by Tony Manero

Originally posted by supervike

Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
And no one mentioned orgasms?

I fake all of mine.:drunk:

do you use mayonnaise or pie filling then? lollollollollol:drunk::drunk:

Don\'t use cherry pie filling or your bedmate may refer you to a urologist

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
And no one mentioned orgasms?

I don\'t think there is a more satisfying body function.

 

[demonherald]

I\'m torn between the swallowing of the nice cold first beer.....Or the warm relieving feeling of emptying the said first beer into the sewers to join the other 75%of my earnings.:beer:

 

[leopardpixie]

Why

Fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it

 

[RedSevenBlue]

I\'m surprised no one mentioned sleep.lol

My favorite is the good old stretch. :yawn: lol

 

[Infidel Castro]

I think the piss is the best, orgasms or no. The shiver when you do it outside in the dark under the stars...the steam that rises in the cold...amazing!

Picking my noise is a fine thing, but does it count as a function?

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by reverend
Picking my noise is a fine thing, but does it count as a function?

No, but it is the only body fluid that we will wrap up in fine linen and carry around with us.

 

[penguin]

:yawn:

And that\'s not a yawn.

 

[dougaderly]

I happen to be partial to the feeling of a cue tip in the ear. I don\'t quite know if it\'s a body function, but damn it\'s nice.

Then there\'s always the beer pisses :beer:

 

[dauber22]

Well, being older than many of you here and kind of a back-to-basis guy, I\'d rate the heart beat as the #1 bodily function It would be decidedly UNsatisfying to wake up and find I had none :no:

After that, I\'d go with Rev and a good pee for my #2 choice, especially if oyou\'ve been holding it awhile. Outdoors on a chilly night is an added bonus feature.

 

[finn17]

I go with dauber on the heart beat...long may it continue...

But, my favourite...sleep!

Preferable after a well-deserved orgasm:bouncy:

 

[james sequeira]

you dog finn

 

[krom1415]

My dream favourite

Uninterupted breathing and a steady heart beat. Now I\'d give a lot for that,

 

[supervike]

That makes me think

Is dreaming a bodily function?

I vote for that, especially if they are vivid dreams!

 

[finn17]

You dog Vike

 

[Torn blue sky]

I\'d have to say the most satisfying feeling was not 1..NAY! but 2 simultanious functionale\'s!!!
I defy anyone who proffesses it\'s imposible to fart and burp at the same time!
And iI gotta say... I was sitting on the can at the time so I didn\'t hold back!!!!:twisted::beer:

 

[DrEvilmonki]

Originally posted by leopardpixie
Fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it

Just fart in a jar. That way you can savour it later!