What is your purfect job? JOB PREDICTOR

[Naukhel]

My perfect job is.......

A dog walker.

I can just picture it, too. Me, being dragged along the street by a dozen barking dogs, all chasing after some poor rodent, getting pavement burns on any exposed skin, waving my pooper-scooper frantically in an effort to get rescued from a fate almost as bad as eating brussel sprouts (Side note: Brussel Sprouts are the Ultimate Evil in the known universe).

Either that, or I\'d get stuck taking care of a small herd of mexican rat-dogs (chihuahuas), all barking incessently until I popped their little ugly heads with a hammer.

(Actually, I get along very well with almost all animals)

 

[cdukino]

Looks like I am suposed to be a stripper too

 

[Frustrated Father]

Originally posted by cdukino
Looks like I am suposed to be a stripper too

Ok, ok, ok .... I\'ll wear the cowboy hat.

 

[El Guardian]

Juan Francisco, Your ideal job is a Satan.

I think i will like that, i should change mi avatar though lol

 

[BloodiedFangs]

Michael James Webb, Your ideal job is a Satan.

a satan?? not THE satan?? damn...oh well, beggers can\'t be choosers. and it least its a job i can empathise with

 

[SJB]

My ideal job is...permanent temp.

Sounds about right

 

[Sturmhalo]

Anything except what I\'m doing now!


Even a computer program is taking the piss now!

Bastard.

lol

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Jeremy, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.

Ehh, not sure if that would be a good career move.

Jeremy Welke, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

Now this could be fun.

 

[Avelorn]

Your ideal job is a Prostitute
hum.. I guess I will be a professional painter then.. won\'t I? (okey, bad one, sorry)

Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin
oh.. well that\'s nice. One of my dreams coming true.

Your ideal job is a Funeral Director
Is that after I\'ve been an assassin?

Avelorn, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

wohoo!!

 

[marineboy]

Hey! My ideal Porn star name would be Heaven Swells!

 

[frenchkid]

Arthur Muguet, Your ideal job is a Church Minister. lollol

I don\'t think it works

 

[Modderrhu]

Modderrhu, Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats. Perhaps that site needs to find out what \'madra rhu\' actually means!

Otherwise, I\'m boring, boring I tell ya! Jungle Explorer, paleantologist or a church minister. :~( So that makes me this intrepid missionary in search of dinosaurs to convert.

@Duende: Well, what are you waiting for?!?

 

[Astonia]

hahaha, I\'m either a computer nerd or a professional shopper (of miniatures I hope).

 

[Skrit]

I\'m a mermaid? ???

 

[Skrit]

Ooh, and with my middle name inserted I\'m a Alien Investigator!

 

[MarkusTay]

Originally posted by marineboy
Hey! My ideal Porn star name would be Heaven Swells!

We think too much alike, I tried that one too. Also tried the Star Wars name one.

Porn Star: Eden More
Star Wars: (something) Maul

At least I\'d be a cool Star Wars guy (and the Village Idiot!)lol

 

[Ghaffasa]

\"Erik, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.\"

 

[Shaetano]

Kristof Delaere, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.


heh, finally

 

[Duende]

Try, try, again....

Well, I went back and tried out a couple more versions of my name and got these results:

Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp.

Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.

So, apparently my ideal job is being a drunk, trampy stripper!

OK, who\'s hiring!?lol

 

[Sturmhalo]

Following on from Rev\'s facist little pony thread... Adolf Hitler\'s ideal job would have been circus freak

lol