What\'s Your New Name?

minimart

New member
Hi my name is Flunky Waffle Chunks what\'s yours?

My wife got this off of one of her stamping forums so I thought that I would share.

The following in an excerpt from a children\'s book, \"Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants\" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy

c = buttercup d = gadget

e = crusty f = greasy

g = fluffy h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim j = stinky

k = flunky l = boobie

m = pinky n = zippy

o = goober p = doofus

q = slimy r = loopy

s = snotty t = tootie

u = dorkey v = squeezit

w = oprah x = skipper

y = dinky z = zsa-zsa



Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet

c = giggle d = burger

e = girdle f = barf

g = lizard h = waffle

i = cootie j = monkey

k = potty l = liver

m = banana n = rhino

o = bubble p = hamster

q = toad r = gizzard

s = pizza t = gerbil

u = chicken v = pickle

w = chuckle x = tofu

y = gorilla z = stinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = head b = mouth

c = face d = nose

e = tush f = breath

g = pants h = shorts

i = lips j = honker

k = butt l = brain

m = tushie n = chunks

o = hiney p = biscuits

q = toes r = buns

s = fanny t = sniffer

u = sprinkles v = kisser

w = squirt x = humperdinck

y = brains z = juice



Thus, for example, George W. Bush\'s new name is Goober Chickenshorts. John Kerry would be Cheeseball Girdle Buns. Couldn\'t you just hear them introducing them at a debate.

lollollol
 

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
Poopsie Girdlebreath

I had this on an e-mail a few months ago, went round the office like wild fire!

Shaz
 

Legacy Account

Active member
Goober GorillaHiney:D

My partner is now Loopy BubbleSquirt!!lol

What about your porn star name?

Name of your first pet=Christian name
Mothers maiden name=Surname

Bobby Biggs;)
 

sniffles

New member
I\'m Buttercup Cootiechunks. (cool! Buttercup is my favorite Powerpuff!)

My fiancee is Chim-Chim Chickenchunks.

Whee!! When we get married I get to change my name from Cootiechunks to Chickenchunks! lol

Is that an improvement?? ???
 

barkel

New member
funny

I\'m Buttercup Livertooshie.

My wife (using her maiden name) is Lumpy Applegirdle. Now she\'s Lumpy Livertooshie.

And why did we bother spending so much time thinking of names for our children when we could have just called them Poopsie and Boobie.

I\'ve seen the porn star one before. It\'s kinda gross. I\'d be Scruffy Jones. My wife would be Sugarface Ihrie. Those are kinda creepy names for porn stars. Mine sounds like I have some sanitary issues, and my wife is just plain scary.

barkel
 

barkel

New member
Um,???

The Star Wars name didn\'t really work for me. I\'m Micfl Joatl Gnivolkswagen rabbit of Entex. What does that mean?

barkel
 

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
It meens you have a second larynx and a spare epiglottis somewhere in order to be able to pronounce your own name lol

Shaz
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Pinky Cootie-Fanny


porn name= Baron Wagner

star wars= Jimgi Wawat
Parolds of Prilosec

I\'ll just stick w/ Supervike
 

frenchkid

New member
well my starwars name is artmu vive. I\'ll try to recall that if I ether need a quick fals name ;) the honorific name didn\'t quit work gave me somting like teupeugot of aspirine
 

supervike

Super Moderator
i think it needs more though....

like Baron VON Wagner

Now there\'s a name you can have porn music to.

Bwaa-chicka- bwaa- bwaa
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Buttercup Bubble nose ( :eek: )


Star wars name: Mikdo Urnew
Star wars Honorific : Sddanglia of Lamparazole
 
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