It is obvious that Bingo has a negative influence on the female population. This incident can not be ignored, it should, nay, it MUST be dealt with swiftly and decisively! I for one DEMAND the ban on Bingo! It only teaches competition and hatred - everyone wants to be the first to shriek BINGO, to utter that shrill mockery. Indeed, many cases of Bingo cults have been discovered by reputable scientists. A study shows that the announcer becomes a leader figure in the eyes of the players - a figure that is dangerous to the fragile minds. Unreflecting and numbed the players follow every order, mark every number called, which is not unlike the behaviour of many Germans under the Nazi rule.
Therefore I DEMAND that Nazi cult of aggression and greed to be SHUT DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL! We owe it to our children and elderly relatives! Today it\'s Bingo, tomorrow it violent video games, and by the end of the week we have brainwashed Nazi witches who worship Satan and run around killing people, propagate communism and indulge in the sin of the flesh with any creature available! We have to avert this AT ALL COSTS!
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