What would you do with £1000000000?

Infidel Castro

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I\'d put bars up in every window and live like a prisoner in my own home.

I\'d also hire a tough thug to batter the shit out of any extended family who suddenly display an interest in my life due to the money.

Perhaps I\'d pay for a total blood transfusion because this morning, frankly, I feel like death warmed up. Beer.

Beer! I\'d set up a brewery!

I\'d also entertain myself by opening the best coffee house in the world.

I\'d buy a cliff as well.
 

Modderrhu

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1) Buy the Glenkinchie distillery - nah, too much worry about profits and management issues, I\'d settle for them maintaining my supply.
2) damn, what else... In all truth, I\'d shut the Hell up! No smarmy house, no cool cars, no world trips or anything extravagant. Just a reasonable lifestyle within reasonable reach of the reasonable populace. Down with the relatives, stuff world peace, screw the paupers and rodger the sick. My money, ALL mine! And you miserable money grubbing wretches can stay away from me. :mad:

However, there is the Botsabelo home for abandoned babies, half of whom have AIDS... Bugger, I have a soft spot. :)
 

MarkusTay

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Originally posted by ansquer
paying a good english teacher to have fun with you and understand yours post :~(

A teacher/concubine? That sounds naughty. I\'ll have to get me one of those too.:D


\"I got it bad, sooooo bad... I\'m hot for teacher\" - Van Halen
 

cdukino

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Quit my present job instantly.. and devote the rest of my days to working freelance (just the things I like to do).. painting, drawing and sculpting... And ofcouse traveling and other fun stuff. And girl as I am go on a huge shopping spree and I mean huge.
 

Galante

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I actually think about this everyday single day for some years, now lol

I would buy a beatiful piece of land, with a little river, big green fields and a small hill, and would build a perfect replica of Bag\'s End :)

After that, I would get on my motorcycle to go on a trip around the world, just with a credit card on my pocket and some watercolour paper and paints.
The abillity to dream = Man\'s greatest gift :)
 

SJB

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I\'d get rid of practically everything I own. And then?

Well, whatever the hell I want. I can afford it. It\'d be a quiet life. I\'d never work again. To be honest I\'d probably spend the rest of my life doing practically nothing. And love every minute.

Though the film Office Space probably had the more definitive answer (for hetero males that is).

On the question \'what would you do with a million dollars?\' one guy, quick as a flash, says \'two girls at the same time\' :D
 

ramonlaan

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I\'d pack up my girlfriend. Fly her and me to Aussie, buy a few hundred square miles of land, and with the leftover 999999999 I would buy some faculty all with labs and all so I can dabble in my \'playfield\' (being chemistry, biology, botany and some physics and maths). Then I would buy Jes Goodwin to make me exclusive sculpts. Then I would buy Gary Morley and have him stop sculpting (nah kidding...)
I\'d adopt some 18 year old girls form scandinavia :D
My parents and sis would get a mil each.

But first of all I would sit down and play some WoW.

Ramon
 
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Sturmhalo

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I\'d piss it away.

lol

Well perhaps not all of it! And you know the amusing thing? I probably wouldn\'t spend much of it at all on minis!

:D
 
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