What would you pick?

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MarkusTay

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Damn... my power was out all day and night yesterday... I couldn\'t get back on after posting this topic.

My choices -

1) A survival Knife (military Rambo style)
2) Pizza would be my first choice, but rice sounded more sensible(?)
3) Asia Carrera, Not only is she a hot porn star, but she also has a genius level IQ! She hosts her own website and writes articles for Maximum PC magazine. She even plays online first-person shooter games. Her nick-name is \"The Nerd of Porn\", she\'s like the perfect women! Interseting AND sexy!

And thats it folks...:D
 
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sniffles

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Originally posted by finn17
with the added bonus that she\'s also carrying several good meals on her when one got tired of humerous sex;)
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I think you\'d have to remove the meal material before you got to having sex with the humerus. :p ;)
 
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aphillipsonuk

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Sensible lst

thing : Khukuri
food : rice (great for eating and growing more of the stuff)
person : Andy Macnabb (he could do all the SAS stuff, and i could critique his writting skills!!)


Not quite so sensible list

thing : my mouse mat
food : yeast (to make alcohol)
person : Archimedes (should be a culture clash teaching him relativity and quantum theory!)
 
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finn17

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Hmmm...

Originally posted by No Such Agency
Not a frail woman, Ms. Johnston.
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I think that\'s the bit I appreciate the most:bouncy:

That and the fact she makes me laugh:D

Wolf_Fang: You are quite right. The two most important things in life are a good knife and a good pair of boots. The rest are just luxury items...
 
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praetorian0_1

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Originally posted by sniffles
Originally posted by finn17
with the added bonus that she\'s also carrying several good meals on her when one got tired of humerous sex;)
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I think you\'d have to remove the meal material before you got to having sex with the humerus. :p ;)
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That is so nasty I didn\'t even think that one up. I was just thinking he\'d have to hide that plan pretty well from herlol

Can you imagin a friend of her\'s finding this thread and say- \"errr they\'re talking about having sex with you then eating after their done.\"
\"What?!?\"
...its worse than a third rock episodelol
 
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Joshua

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Originally posted by MarkusTay

3) Asia Carrera, Not only is she a hot porn star, but she also has a genius level IQ! She hosts her own website and writes articles for Maximum PC magazine. She even plays online first-person shooter games. Her nick-name is \"The Nerd of Porn\", she\'s like the perfect women! Interseting AND sexy!
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are you kidding? lol thats awesome ...


i just wanted to say that, of course, i know her from one of her articles in the maximum pc mag ;)

i guess my choices, even if said a 100 times would be:
a knife/axe/spear or a hybrid of two of these, meaning either a smaller knife i can tie to a stick with some fibres or a really really large bowie knife, i guess i would prefer the knife for chopping wood over hunting animals

the \"not funny\" thing would be a large battery powered, very powerful radio set.

food: anything that comes in cans, fish, ravioli etc. it contains food that will not expire in the near future and the often contain much liquid

person: an inhabitant of the island or any identical island who mysteriously speaks english or german :)
 
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Naukhel

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Man, you people don\'t plan ahead at all. This is a long term stay, and you need to be able to take care of things for years!

Thing: The S.S. Minnow (A tourist boat that can survive a hurricane/tsunami and maintain its cargo of 2 women\'s wardrobes (Ginger and Mrs. Howell), Mr. Howell\'s chest full of \'petty cash\' and HIS wardrobe, get seven people safely to shore to be dismantled for parts in other things... I want that boat!

Food: Don\'t really need anything. The military will keep dropping things onto the island, like radioactive vegetables or something.

Person: Professor John Hinkley (yes, from Gilligan\'s Island). The man could recharge batteries by getting six people to stir coconut milk! MacGyver? BAH! He\'s an amateur in comparison.
 
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wereweevil

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lol - good thread...

serious answer:

hunting knife with inbuilt survival kit.
Aust. Army Ration packs
My older brother

not so serious answer:

my golf bag kit (with a good couple dozen balls. Years of fun - hell, you\'d even have enough time to landscape your own golf course , with LOTS of bunkers lol
Tim-Tams (a chocolate type of biscuit)
Jackie Chan - Well, he\'d be amusing to watch doing his own stunts, he\'d be informative and instructive (teaching me drunken style kung fu) and if you believe everything you read, he\'s an allround genuinely nice guy to be around.

:)
 
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MarkusTay

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Yes, that may be true, but when day turns into night do you really want to crawl into the sack with the guy...

Then again, after the first year or so he\'d probably start looking pretty damn good...
lollollol
 
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Legacy Account

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You lot are far too sensible. If I\'m stuck on an island with no way off, sod surviving.

1. Xbox. No leccy. Shit. In that case life aint worth living, so a glass for my.......

2. Beer. Drink myself to liver failure.

3. George W. Bush. If I\'m gonna die miserable, I may as well do the world a favour. I reckon I could keep my drunken self happy giving him abuse!

Oh, dear. I just realised that us ginnahs need sun block. Guess I\'m drinking out of cans then:D
 
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