whats the funniest commerical you have ever seen?
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alextheartist
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What matty means is, DONT OPEN AT WORK OR AT HOME IF PEEPS ARE WATCHIN, GET WHAT I MEAN!!
Shawn R. L.
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Avelorn
Sven Jonsson
Edited your post Matty.
Got a forum complaint on the linking. I deem this not to be pornography as it is not an attemt to sexually excite the viewer, so the links stays - but I\'ve edited the post for clarity. If you disagree with my judgement we can either take it via PM\'s or you can start a thread complaining about this thread!
Avelorn
Sven Jonsson
NSFW (again)
@Matty: Be my guest!
On topic.
There\'s an hilarious commercial for a website where you can order condoms.. unfortunately it is in Swedish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY8UbqAwY1s (explicit language)
I\'ll see if I can translate it (freely).
-Wait a minute!
-huh?
-Do you have a condom?
-Well.. kind of...
-...kind of?
-Well you know.. it\'s always kind of embarrassing in the store to throw a pack of condoms on the counter... so I\'ve spent some time to work on my own solution:
This is a toilet-roll with half a walnut taped on. Now you\'re probably thinking \"hey doesn\'t that hurt to have between my legs\"... and yes that would hurt like hell.. but I\'ve brought this bucket of tar that we can dip it in!
But now you are probably thinking \"Hey, 25 litres of tar in my vagina can\'t be that good if there\'s some tar remaining afterwards, with all the sensitive membranes and everything!\"... and no that\'s probably not very good, and that\'s why I have brought these trained hamsters! I\'ve worked with these little fellas a couple of months now, so they are able to... well they\'ll simply enter through this pipe and take care of every last drop of tar that\'s left inside... and yeah I know, I know.. you\'re probably thinking \"Why if a hamster get stuck in there and dies... it\'s not that great going round with a dead hamster in my...\" and no, I can relate to that. So I\'ve reworked this hand-mixer that\'ll... ehm..
ok...um..I can see that you are a bit sceptic about all of this, but you really don\'t have to be! I\'ve tried everything on myself before... in my rear... and well... Yeah... it took a couple of months before I could sit comfortably again, but eh.. well it doesn\'t mean that\'ll happen to you... I mean, because you\'re a girl and.. that\'s a bit different... and ehm. Yeah.. well maybe we should just get started before we loose the vibe.. and.. excitement.. um.. you are horny, right? huh?
*sigh* shit.
@Matty: Be my guest!
On topic.
There\'s an hilarious commercial for a website where you can order condoms.. unfortunately it is in Swedish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY8UbqAwY1s (explicit language)
I\'ll see if I can translate it (freely).
-Wait a minute!
-huh?
-Do you have a condom?
-Well.. kind of...
-...kind of?
-Well you know.. it\'s always kind of embarrassing in the store to throw a pack of condoms on the counter... so I\'ve spent some time to work on my own solution:
This is a toilet-roll with half a walnut taped on. Now you\'re probably thinking \"hey doesn\'t that hurt to have between my legs\"... and yes that would hurt like hell.. but I\'ve brought this bucket of tar that we can dip it in!
But now you are probably thinking \"Hey, 25 litres of tar in my vagina can\'t be that good if there\'s some tar remaining afterwards, with all the sensitive membranes and everything!\"... and no that\'s probably not very good, and that\'s why I have brought these trained hamsters! I\'ve worked with these little fellas a couple of months now, so they are able to... well they\'ll simply enter through this pipe and take care of every last drop of tar that\'s left inside... and yeah I know, I know.. you\'re probably thinking \"Why if a hamster get stuck in there and dies... it\'s not that great going round with a dead hamster in my...\" and no, I can relate to that. So I\'ve reworked this hand-mixer that\'ll... ehm..
ok...um..I can see that you are a bit sceptic about all of this, but you really don\'t have to be! I\'ve tried everything on myself before... in my rear... and well... Yeah... it took a couple of months before I could sit comfortably again, but eh.. well it doesn\'t mean that\'ll happen to you... I mean, because you\'re a girl and.. that\'s a bit different... and ehm. Yeah.. well maybe we should just get started before we loose the vibe.. and.. excitement.. um.. you are horny, right? huh?
*sigh* shit.
Amazon warrior
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Wow, that video if fantastically unsexy. Bleh! The things people do. Out there on the interwebs there\'s a webiste that demos a \"fake\" automated vagina too. You\'re supposed to plug it in, switch on your favourite porn and let the motors do the rest.... It\'s rather disturbing.Originally posted by Avelorn
Edited your post Matty.
Got a forum complaint on the linking. I deem this not to be pornography as it is not an attemt to sexually excite the viewer, so the links stays - but I\'ve edited the post for clarity. If you disagree with my judgement we can either take it via PM\'s or you can start a thread complaining about this thread!
DXM
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This one is running in Canada now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqk1PFzKolI&feature=related
Chuckle everytime I\'ve seen it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqk1PFzKolI&feature=related
Chuckle everytime I\'ve seen it
Kinda think This one\'s funny in a weird way
junior elf
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i actually hate that ad, it\'s sort of disturbing in its own kind of way.
