Rigged4Mini
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Look at the minis that are rated 1-3 in the gallery?
When you are alone and no one is watching.. do you...
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Torn blue sky
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ME!
The painters of the renaisance would bow and kowtow to my superiority, were they alive today!*
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The painters of the renaisance would bow and kowtow to my superiority, were they alive today!*
[size=-2]*may or may not contain elements of truth. THis product was packaged in a factory that handles truth.[/size]
Roger Bunting
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I do look at the bottom 10 minis. Sometimes I try and work out whether some of them are supposed to be a deliberate attempt to achieve a low score.
Highbulp Billy
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\"You can\'t handle the truth!\"
Ebonbuddha
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I just look at random pictures. Thast is when I do bother. Its not really worth the trouble anymore.
No Such Agency
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*cough* Left Talon of Roc *cough*
Roger Bunting
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I had to search for that one, as it\'s no longer in the bottom 10. Vince needs to try harder. Anyway, I like that left talon, it\'s better than the right one, now that is a horrible mini.
You can\'t fool me! I\'m on to you!
There\'s ALWAYS someone watching!
With their X-ray goggles and their satellite tracking, and what\'s that
plumbing truck been doing out there
ALL week? HUH? HUH? WHAT?
Oh, I\'m onto them all. All those watchers.
But they\'ll never figure out my secret....
Oh, no.... they won\'t....
Because I\'ve got my foil hat, and I stopped
brushing my teeth. Flouride is how they
get you, you know.
And the television. Subliminal messages
in select commercials.
And you can\'t possibly tell me that \'Friends\'
isn\'t proof perfect of a government conspiracy....
There\'s ALWAYS someone watching!
With their X-ray goggles and their satellite tracking, and what\'s that
plumbing truck been doing out there
ALL week? HUH? HUH? WHAT?
Oh, I\'m onto them all. All those watchers.
But they\'ll never figure out my secret....
Oh, no.... they won\'t....
Because I\'ve got my foil hat, and I stopped
brushing my teeth. Flouride is how they
get you, you know.
And the television. Subliminal messages
in select commercials.
And you can\'t possibly tell me that \'Friends\'
isn\'t proof perfect of a government conspiracy....
lyrics from one of the most influential groups around LARD YA\'LL!!!!
CAN GOD FILL TEETH
Don\'t ask me why
But I was walking down the streets
Of Fairfax, California
And I saw this flyer hangin\'
On a telephone pole, and it said
CAN GOD FILL TEETH?
For a $10 \"donation\"
You could see silver fillings turn
To gold and other \"supernormal dental happenings.\"
New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
Flashlight and a mirror and observe
But wait a minute
Didn\'t I just read
About how the cops are getting parents
To plant bugging devices
In their kids\' teeth
So if they disappear they can track \'em
Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
And all that
And didn\'t I read
That these devices can go two-way
And everything that I do or say
Is all goin\' on tape somewhere right now
Planted in my cavities
And they didn\'t even tell me
no wonder every bad thing
In and out of my mouth
Keeps winding up on my employment record
All those fillings
All those crowns
I\'ll show them
Who\'s the boss of my big mouth
Where\'s the pliars
God dammit! Where\'s the pliars?!?
Wilma! Where\'d you put my electric drill
This is all coming out now-TODAY!
Chorus:
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
Must be some kind of conspiracy
The whole world\'s a God damn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you\'re gonna find a conspiracy
Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!
Chorus:
Needlenose
Up my nose
-Agh!-
Where did all these wires come from?
How far up into my skull do they go
I pull out more and more copper spagetti
How\'d my Weekly World News get all w wet?
God damn fishsticks melted again
What are they trying to do to me?
No secrets in the land of the free!
There
no one\'s gonna tell me what to do
It\'s worth eating baby food
The rest of my life
To be a free man
Bastards
Probably wouldn\'t understand me anyway
BOZO SKELETON
(Jeff Ward/Jello Biafra)
Here today, gone tomorrow
Don\'t need my self remembered
But what I help create and leave behind
Is important to me
To dent the comfortably numb
With constructive satire
Make my life one big prank
On a society I hate
all that we are when we\'re on a stage
Is Vaudeville jester for a day
As an old proverb sys
\"If every fool wore a crown, we should all be king\"
My license to make fun of everyone
Comes from knowing the biggest joke of all
Read a heaadline the other day
Clown dies from a pie in the face
Can\'t be on stage all the time
The public image could swallow my life
Living up to your own myth\'s no fun
Drives our best talents nuts
Chorus:
Bozo skeleton
Bozo skeleton
Bozo skeleton
Where can I go to be me?
Washington Stepford wives
Think we\'d be Stepford children
If they could do away
With the music we love the most
Lyrics warp your children\'s minds
Just a minute now, that\'s our job
Your worst enemy\'s your own kids
Don\'t talk with them, buy our lies instead
Don\'t wanna hear Lee Atwater sing the blues
Got a right to sing my way too
Gagging those who tell it like it is
Won\'t make the problems go way
C\'mon get the skeletons out of the closet
We\'re all clowns in one form or another
If we weren\'t hung up minding people\'s private lives
We might not be so afraid of ourselves
All kinds of drugs get fed into our heads
Who are you to legislate what\'s best
Never heard my music or read all the words
Is it my heart they want to ban
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
I talk to the dog and have been known to talk to myself a time or two...:duh:soinquisitive
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Its ok to talk to yourself as thats only the second sign of madness!!
soinquisitive
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You got it in one Matty
Im surprised iv not been carted away by now..
Im surprised iv not been carted away by now..
Infidel Castro
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I signed myself into an asylum just last week. My third person rebelled, the second fought back and it was as much as I could do to contain the pair of them long enough to get them to the loony bin. Fortunately, my fourth person is signing me out next week. He\'s very sensible.
