Where is my Zombie survival guide?

[Ebonbuddha]

Yeah. I have the Zombie survival guide too. I read it cover to cover. Its by my bed.

I would dread it if Mel Brooks wrote a zombie survival guide. How would you be able to tell what was a joke and what was fact.? ???

Just think.; if all of the jocks die from a zombie attack, and the girls will be alone, then geeks will get their pick of girl!!! :beer:

I of course will dread it if the zombies were like the ones in Dawn of the Dead. All of us fat guys would be toast. lol

 

[darthfoley]

I personally have respect for all four named, but that\'s me.

 

[uberdark]

ebbon i dont think you got what i was saying earlier.....all the cheerleaders will get bitten and killed too with the boyfriends.....now imagine if claire from heroes got bitten and turned into a zombie..... eeesh....scary.


and speaking of zombies, i hear tell that the walking dead is in negotiations to make a series on hbo. woot!!!

 

[Undave]

But surely the geeks are where all the BRRRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNZ are. Wouldn\'t that mean we\'d be first on the menu?



[size=-2]I\'m not saying I\'m a geek or anything........ by we I mean er..... nevermind[/size]

 

[Naukhel]

EB said: \"Just think.; if all of the jocks die from a zombie attack, and the girls will be alone, then geeks will get their pick of girl!!! \"

You\'re forgetting how it works...

It\'s a FORMULA!
The ones off in the woods having sex are DEAD.
The ones in the living room having sex are DEAD.
Only virgins get to live, and then, only if they\'re really good at screaming!
The instant you have any sex with one of those girls....

You\'re DEAD!

(Or shortly afterward... depends if it\'s fast or slow moving zombies)

 

[DaN]

On a hill, surrounded by landmines, a rifle with a good supply of catridges, a sharpened axe, chainmail sleeves and gauntlets if any get close. Food and water from a natural aquifer, a vegetable bed and a couple of chickens. I\'m happy.

<BAWOOM!> I\'m off- Time to replace some mines.

 

[Yetie]

now as good an idea as that is DAN it has one flaw to it, where do you get the land mines???

If you think about it if it did happen what weapons would you have (if your in the UK most of us dont have a gun), the best I could muster up would be house hold implaments and maybe the odd bit of sports equipment. If I\'m at the office well I\'m more than buggered, theres no weapons of any sort unless you call a safety pin out the 1st aid box a weapon!!

Also do you trust other people or do you go it alone. Theres a benefit to both on your own you can move quicker and alot lighter from one place to another, but if you run into a large group of zombies your dead. A group of people would be able to deal with zombies easier up untill a point. However groups would attract more zombies, therefore every1 in that group must be ready to kill one another if the need came up!!!!

God damn it I need help!!!!!

 

[DaN]

Well of course, but if we\'re actually going into theoretically pseudo-realistic survival, then I\'d have to wear my protective gear:

Welding gloves, Shinpads and steel toe capped boots, my dads old helmet.

Weapons-wise - we got plenty of blades - including a Gurkha kukri, and VERY sharp butcher\'s chopping knife. SOMEWHERE I believe dad still has old Service pistol, but whether we have any cartidges - I doubt it.

Fortunately I have some chemical knowledge in order to make acids, explosives etc
(WHICH I WILL NOT GIVE OUT ONLINE! )

DIY traps like punji pits etc

Plenty of power tools and DIY equipment...

Weapon wise I actually think we\'re quite well stocked - it\'s just a matter of improvising...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agWmYnFWWa0

 

[Yetie]

I agree improvisation would be key to survival. I think the best method would be raid a small shop and get tined food, then head towards some mountains. I think the mode of transport of choice would be one of the those old Land Rover Defenders.

My thoguhts have always been think where there might be less people and head in that direction.

 

[draven34]

No.

I\'ve seen 28 days later. All you guys in the UK are screwed. Even before the US army arrives to \'help\' lol

I also saw the sequel, 28 weeks later. You frenchies are screwed as well.

I saw Black Sheep a week or so ago as well. Just be thankful you\'re not a New Zealander. Zombies are one thing. Genetically engineered sheep are another...

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by DaN
Fortunately I have some chemical knowledge in order to make acids, explosives etc
(WHICH I WILL NOT GIVE OUT ONLINE! )

It\'s OK, you can send me a letter

Squig

 

[uberdark]

yeah well just give me a segway and an ice pick....and i\'m set.

i move faster than zombies this way and then i poke them in the head with the pick. i will save the world in no time.

 

[DaN]

Poke them in the head?

Was Leon Trotsky poked with an ice pick? lol

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by DaN
Poke them in the head?

Was Leon Trotsky poked with an ice pick? lol

a little known fact......trotsky was actually a zombie.

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Walking Dead series...YES!

Claire from Heroes.....:|~
She is my least favorite Hero. Her as a Zombie would definitely ruin my day. But if I rememebr correctly, we just have to drive a wooden spike through her skull. That will stop her. then a simple beheading and burning of r the body and the head. Just like in the Necroscope series.:yes:

Originally posted by uberdark
ebbon i dont think you got what i was saying earlier.....all the cheerleaders will get bitten and killed too with the boyfriends.....now imagine if claire from heroes got bitten and turned into a zombie..... eeesh....scary.


and speaking of zombies, i hear tell that the walking dead is in negotiations to make a series on hbo. woot!!!

 

[uberdark]

my little buddha.... i wanna cry....you know the necroscope series....now htats some awesome reading.....tell me if you get this..

their are necroscope books and then their are necroscope books.

hehehehehehehehe

 

[DaN]

I\'d rather have zombie Claire than Zombie Sylar! lol

But yea, Necroscope - great books.

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Someone mentioned using bladed weapons.


There is one problem with using bladed weapons. According to the Zombie Survival Guide Hand to hand combat should be a last resort. Not to mention connecting with a moving head might be difficult. If you have to use hand to hand use a weapon that is accurate. A civilian axe is good, but if you miss you might be thrown off balance.

The smaller one handed ax is good but only if you are backed in a corner. Swords are good, but stay away from foils, rapiers...etc…etc. They aren’t good for beheading. The best weapons are double handed swords and bastard swords. Japanese Samurai Katanas are the ideal weapon.

Avoid really short handled weapons. If you must use them, use them only in close quarters.

Nope. No geeks here. I am not looking in my survival guide right now at all. No sir. Not me.

 

[Ebonbuddha]

I don\'t get it. Sorry.

I do know Boris Dragosani was the coolest Necroscope character.

@ DaN: Thats true.

Originally posted by uberdark
my little buddha.... i wanna cry....you know the necroscope series....now htats some awesome reading.....tell me if you get this..

their are necroscope books and then their are necroscope books.

hehehehehehehehe

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
I don\'t get it. Sorry.

I do know Boris Dragosani was the coolest Necroscope character.

@ DaN: Thats true.

Originally posted by uberdark
my little buddha.... i wanna cry....you know the necroscope series....now htats some awesome reading.....tell me if you get this..

their are necroscope books and then their are necroscope books.

hehehehehehehehe

in all of his books, lumley is notorious for using a line like that........

their are vampires and then their are vampries.

their are guns and then their are guns.

their are annoying gits and then their are annoying gits.

that type of stuff.

as for the whole zombie guide...let us not forget that a movie with someone killing zombies on a segway has not been made...so by this rationale it hsould work quite well. just ice pick them. it would be a blast. guns would most likely attract them since they are supposedly attracted by sound.

but comde to think of it.....can zombies actually hear? if there is very little keeping a zombie \"alive\" could hearing actually work? not to mention the myriad reasons for why zombies kill.

the old \"we eat to stop the pain\"
to the primal reptilian nature of a zombie when the brain is broken down, much as it was seen in day of the dead. even when the head has been taken off the brain still craves meat. so what actually causes this? dang i cant beleive i am actually having this conversation.

hehe.