Where is my Zombie survival guide?

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by DaN
On a hill, surrounded by landmines, a rifle with a good supply of catridges, a sharpened axe, chainmail sleeves and gauntlets if any get close. Food and water from a natural aquifer, a vegetable bed and a couple of chickens. I\'m happy.

<BAWOOM!> I\'m off- Time to replace some mines.

???what!, no woman to keep you warm on those cold cold nights and reload the shotguns

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Sorry, I didn\'t get it. I haven\'t read the series in years.

According to the Zombie Survival Guide it is actually a virus. Even after cutting off a zomkbie\'s head, it can still infect you.

er...er...

Yeah.

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
I don\'t get it. Sorry.

I do know Boris Dragosani was the coolest Necroscope character.

@ DaN: Thats true.

Originally posted by uberdark
my little buddha.... i wanna cry....you know the necroscope series....now htats some awesome reading.....tell me if you get this..

their are necroscope books and then their are necroscope books.

hehehehehehehehe

in all of his books, lumley is notorious for using a line like that........

their are vampires and then their are vampries.

their are guns and then their are guns.

their are annoying gits and then their are annoying gits.

that type of stuff.

as for the whole zombie guide...let us not forget that a movie with someone killing zombies on a segway has not been made...so by this rationale it hsould work quite well. just ice pick them. it would be a blast. guns would most likely attract them since they are supposedly attracted by sound.

but comde to think of it.....can zombies actually hear? if there is very little keeping a zombie \"alive\" could hearing actually work? not to mention the myriad reasons for why zombies kill.

the old \"we eat to stop the pain\"
to the primal reptilian nature of a zombie when the brain is broken down, much as it was seen in day of the dead. even when the head has been taken off the brain still craves meat. so what actually causes this? dang i cant beleive i am actually having this conversation.

hehe.

 

[DaN]

what!, no woman to keep you warm on those cold cold nights and reload the shotguns

Is that an offer...?

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by DaN
On a hill, surrounded by landmines, a rifle with a good supply of catridges, a sharpened axe, chainmail sleeves and gauntlets if any get close. Food and water from a natural aquifer, a vegetable bed and a couple of chickens. I\'m happy.

<BAWOOM!> I\'m off- Time to replace some mines.

Hmm...
Wide open plain, check.
Rifles, both 30.06 and .22, check.
Pistol, .40 Walther p-99, check.
Shotgun, 12 gauge, check.
Leather jacket, check.
Baseball bat, check.
4x4 Ford Explorer, check.

I think I\'d do alright.

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Uh oh

 

[uberdark]

come on dave,

i still say you would look more kick butt with a pocket protector and a segway.

they would never see it coming.

 

[Roger Bunting]

I agree, zombies are very aware of all the guns. They wouldn\'t be prepared for a fleet of segways.

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by uberdark
come on dave,

i still say you would look more kick butt with a pocket protector and a segway.

they would never see it coming.

Unless they are the fast running zombies of \"Dawn of the Dead\" or \"28 Days later...\"

 

[uberdark]

ok now 28 days later thats a whole different ball of wax. they have a virus. thats it. so they dont fall into the segway mafia zombie posse killers.

however the dawn of the dead \"new\" zombies\" do. but thats easily taken care of. we just give them all segways to chase us down in. when they get on they will immediately crash because they lack the motor functions to drive it. and die.

man all this zombie talk has gotten my photodraw muscles a\'clickin\'. brb.

:evil:

edit:
this was vike and myself two days after the indianapolis outbreak. we had huge ice picks grafted to our arms. a former shadowrun 3rd edition dm was able to perform the operation.... and for some reason vike is partially black. we killed a lot of zombies that day. oh memories.

 

[uberdark]

check this out

my plan is coming together.

this zombie was a fast one....he came right up on officer vike and myself and i jumped off right onto his segway and next thing i know......BOOOM!!!

did you know that segways run on pure nuclear power. little known fact.

 

[Roger Bunting]

lol Mad as a hatter, you are.

 

[Evil Dave]

Speaking of zombies.

Last Blood

A web comic. The premise being a group of vampires is trying to save their food supply and only way of survival by defending the last of humanity against the shambling hordes of zombies.
Pretty graphic.

 

[lizcam]

ok, after reading all this I have a couple of things to say.

1) I\'m F\'d. I have no gun, I can barely move faster than the zomies and there\'s no cover here in the desert. The only good thing here is I\'m blond so if they\'re after brains.......

2) You guys are the biggest bunch of geeks I\'ve ever met. (it\'s a good thing I like nerds as a general rule, kinda being one myself)

Are any of you all going to come out here and save me durring the invasion or is California\'s natural defenses against intelligance going to be enough to protect us all. I can see it now. California re-populating the earth.....we\'re in worse trouble than I thought!

 

[Evil Dave]

Originally posted by lizcam
ok, after reading all this I have a couple of things to say.

1) I\'m F\'d. I have no gun, I can barely move faster than the zomies and there\'s no cover here in the desert. The only good thing here is I\'m blond so if they\'re after brains.......

2) You guys are the biggest bunch of geeks I\'ve ever met. (it\'s a good thing I like nerds as a general rule, kinda being one myself)

Are any of you all going to come out here and save me durring the invasion or is California\'s natural defenses against intelligance going to be enough to protect us all. I can see it now. California re-populating the earth.....we\'re in worse trouble than I thought!

You forget I lived in California. The vast majority are soulless zombies anyway,lol

 

[Ebonbuddha]

You will like this Lizcam;

When my wife and I became a couple I told her something. I said, \"I have to tell you something. I\'m a geek.\"

\"No you are not.\" She laughed.

\"No really. I\'m a geek. I like documentaries. I play wargames. I paint miniatures. I\'m a geek.\"

\"Stop it. My brother plays D&D. So i know you are ok.\"

\"I use to play D&D too. I\'m a geek.\"

\"Yeah. Whatever.\"

\"You have been warned.\" I said and ended the topic.

That\'ll teach her. lol

Originally posted by lizcam
ok, after reading all this I have a couple of things to say.

1) I\'m F\'d. I have no gun, I can barely move faster than the zomies and there\'s no cover here in the desert. The only good thing here is I\'m blond so if they\'re after brains.......

2) You guys are the biggest bunch of geeks I\'ve ever met. (it\'s a good thing I like nerds as a general rule, kinda being one myself)

Are any of you all going to come out here and save me durring the invasion or is California\'s natural defenses against intelligance going to be enough to protect us all. I can see it now. California re-populating the earth.....we\'re in worse trouble than I thought!

 

[lono]

Originally posted by lizcam
1) I\'m F\'d. I have no gun, I can barely move faster than the zomies and there\'s no cover here in the desert. The only good thing here is I\'m blond so if they\'re after brains.......

That\'s not exactly a bad place to be. Once the invasion reaches a certain size, the remaining govenment authorities would have to mass bomb intensely populated areas in an attempt to clean up the problem. That eventual outcome means that you don\'t have the worry of making an excursion to a less populated area.

2) You guys are the biggest bunch of geeks I\'ve ever met. (it\'s a good thing I like nerds as a general rule, kinda being one myself)

How can you possibly say such nonsense?

Are any of you all going to come out here and save me durring the invasion

Well I know I\'d miss the 263 pointless new topics you start each day if someone didn\'t!

 

[wiccanpony]

sooooooo if I understand you all, to be Zombie munchies one must have a \"brain\"...................... then I\'m safe

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by lono
Well I know I\'d miss the 263 pointless new topics you start each day if someone didn\'t!

I\'m not that bad! I try to keep it under 200 if I can, although I do tend to spam other people\'s posts with pointless remarks that make up the other 63 posts. I\'m glad you\'re not counting the spelling and typing mistakes becdause that could take you a month.

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Bah! You are all forgetting one thing. After the Zombie apocalypse, I will rule with an iron hand. You will beg to let into my sanctuary. Muahahahahahahahaha

But I promise not to be as bad as the Governor.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
Bah! You are all forgetting one thing. After the Zombie apocalypse, I will rule with an iron hand. You will beg to let into my sanctuary. Muahahahahahahahaha

But I promise not to be as bad as the Governor.

can I bring my dog?