Where is my Zombie survival guide?

[Zora]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by darthfoley
Surely you have your own rack to use.

I have on occasion scandalized the neighbors and wildlife in the park, however.

So, in discussing your \"rack\" we find out that you like to scandalize neighbors and wildlife...that\'s hot.

 

[mud duck]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by lizcam
Mr Buddha, sir. Will YOU come save me from the nasty zombies?

(god this acting innocent thing is not as easy as it seems)

:innocent:just keep fluffing your hair, licking your lips and sticking your chest out........ “they” are soooooooo easily distracted.

Poor things haven’t caught on in over 5000 years of history, they’re not going to catch on in the next 5000 years. Don’t you just love them.

careful WP, you may be giving out secrets that you shouldn\'t be...

 

[uberdark]

an update on the zombies of peru.....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20070927/sc_space/meteoritecrashbreedsmasshysteria

methinks the umbrella company has done another cover up.

lol

 

[Yetie]

does this mean I come down out the loft (attic for you yanks) now???

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Originally posted by uberdark
an update on the zombies of peru.....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20070927/sc_space/meteoritecrashbreedsmasshysteria

methinks the umbrella company has done another cover up.

lol

 

[Roger Bunting]

There\'s a bit there that says that as we identify more of the near earth objects the less danger we are in of an impact. It\'s all very well knowing where they are, but do they know how to stop them?

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
There\'s a bit there that says that as we identify more of the near earth objects the less danger we are in of an impact. It\'s all very well knowing where they are, but do they know how to stop them?

STOP THEM!!!

HECK NO!!!

I AM AWAITING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.....

my training is at an end.

 

[Yetie]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
There\'s a bit there that says that as we identify more of the near earth objects the less danger we are in of an impact. It\'s all very well knowing where they are, but do they know how to stop them?

Or if they contain Zombie infecting bacteria/virus nastyness!!! <------ this is a scientific term!

 

[Undave]

It was a crashed weather balloon that\'s it and the noxious fumes,.... marsh gas everyone knows that...


Just look into this pen please


Flash

Now, I think it\'s time you all went and painted some toy soldiers. Nothing to see here

 

[Roger Bunting]

Sorry, what was that? I wasn\'t looking. Also, I think you\'re supposed to give the coverup story after the flash. And you\'re supposed to use the flash on the pen, not open your dirty raincoat.

 

[Swordwind]

Originally posted by uberdark

you DO remember what happened to him in the comics dont you ebbon? chopped off arm, scooped out eye and not to mention a hammer and nail in the wrong place.

eesh!

Dont forget the spoon

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by Swordwind

Originally posted by uberdark

you DO remember what happened to him in the comics dont you ebbon? chopped off arm, scooped out eye and not to mention a hammer and nail in the wrong place.

eesh!

Dont forget the spoon

there is no spoon.....

 

[Avelorn]

Definately a cover up! It\'s on the media.. can\'t be true!

 

[matty1001]

Better find a blog about it....or better still a history book. lol

 

[DaN]

Does anyone else find it slightly coincidental that all this happens not long after I start researching Tunguska in order to write some fiction on almost the exact same thing...???

 

[Ebonbuddha]

This means only one thing.....

DaN is the cause of all of this. BURN HIM!!!!!:cussing:

 

[DaN]

Aaaaaiiiieeeeeeeee :no: <legs it>

 

[Fizl]

Originally posted by Evil Dave

Originally posted by DaN
On a hill, surrounded by landmines, a rifle with a good supply of catridges, a sharpened axe, chainmail sleeves and gauntlets if any get close. Food and water from a natural aquifer, a vegetable bed and a couple of chickens. I\'m happy.

<BAWOOM!> I\'m off- Time to replace some mines.

Hmm...
Wide open plain, check.
Rifles, both 30.06 and .22, check.
Pistol, .40 Walther p-99, check.
Shotgun, 12 gauge, check.
Leather jacket, check.
Baseball bat, check.
4x4 Ford Explorer, check.

I think I\'d do alright.

I\'d suggest some ammo to go with all those guns, unless you are throwing them at the zombies

Shaz