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Ninjas.
Pirates are gay (rum and sodomy anyone?) and Vikings are shit.
Anyone for Vike-ings?!
Pirates are gay (rum and sodomy anyone?) and Vikings are shit.
Anyone for Vike-ings?!
Which is the best? Ninjas, Pirates, or Vikings?
- Thread starter RedSevenBlue
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dougaderly
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Ahh... don\'t make me choose!
Pirates: Pros: Booty jokes Cons: being on a ship for months on end with nothing but smelly men
Ninjas: Pros: Handling my sword jokes Cons: Pajamas all day
Vikings: Pros: MEAD Cons: After Mead Mornings...
uhhh...uhhh...uhh.... PIRATES!
Pirates: Pros: Booty jokes Cons: being on a ship for months on end with nothing but smelly men
Ninjas: Pros: Handling my sword jokes Cons: Pajamas all day
Vikings: Pros: MEAD Cons: After Mead Mornings...
uhhh...uhhh...uhh.... PIRATES!
philologus
Subgenius
Pirates! Not your normal sailors; there are no swabbing of the poop decks with pirates mateys.
funnymouth
Active member
how is that a con ???
Sand Rat
New member
Hmm - Vikings/Pirates - Same difference, different weapons.
Course modern pirates leave a lot to be desired - the guys who attacked two US warships in the Indian Ocean with RPGS and then couldnt figure out where the warships got the 5 inch guns really need to have their membership cards revoked.
Course modern pirates leave a lot to be desired - the guys who attacked two US warships in the Indian Ocean with RPGS and then couldnt figure out where the warships got the 5 inch guns really need to have their membership cards revoked.
Ninja wins.
The only way to know, you sit all three at a table and get them drunk.
The pirate and the Viking will start fighting anytime soon... the Ninja will keep his cool cause he is immune to alchool... and then he\'s gonna slit open the throat of whoever the winner is.
lol
Ninjas rule.
The only way to know, you sit all three at a table and get them drunk.
The pirate and the Viking will start fighting anytime soon... the Ninja will keep his cool cause he is immune to alchool... and then he\'s gonna slit open the throat of whoever the winner is.
lol
Ninjas rule.
vincegamer
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You got that wrong. Sorry, but thanks for playing.
In fact they would all sit around a table to drink and the ninja would leave once the other two died from the poison he slipped in their drinks.
the way I see it, making the arguement that a ninja would be able to win in a fight against either a pirate or viking is in fact, exactly the reason that they should lose this poll. All that time learning to fight would SUCK, no time for fun. Compaired to the vikings who get to loot and pillage, and pirates who basically get to drink, loot, women, sing, dance, etc...it\'s all good for a pirate!
yeah, tell me the last time you had fun \"hiding in shadows\"
...never, that\'s when
yeah, tell me the last time you had fun \"hiding in shadows\"
...never, that\'s when
Ebonbuddha
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Sorry to tell you all this. But ninjas rule. they could even kick 2,000 moderator\'s asses. 
RedSevenBlue
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The difference? Vikings had countries to call home without being hung or kicked out of, they had actual gods, I mean C\'mon, Odin is the bomb! And oh yeah! They had \"enchanted\" weapons, battlecries, and they could actually go to war. Look at Sweden! They used to be vikings! Now they are a bunch of sad-sack neutralists! WHAT HAPPENED SWEDEN?! YOU USED TO BE COOL! lol
Re: sweden, Nothing cooler than a warrior that does not need to fight.
And where have all the vikings gone? We are them, there in our blood thats where.
Don\'t forget berserkers!!!!!! and Vallhalla!
huh......... you guys!!!! Mind you the rum thang is starting to interest me ahaaarrrrrrrrr
And where have all the vikings gone? We are them, there in our blood thats where.
Don\'t forget berserkers!!!!!! and Vallhalla!
huh......... you guys!!!! Mind you the rum thang is starting to interest me ahaaarrrrrrrrr
