Who would you eat?

[Infidel Castro]

Imagine...

...you\'re snowed-in, starving and you have no food. The only thing left is to die or eat someone. Who do you choose? You can be lumbered with anyone you like...

I\'d eat Bernard Matthew......bootiful!

 

[Klute]

Rachel Stevens

Muff pie first.

 

[Infidel Castro]

Surely you\'d keep that till last!

 

[Mosch]

Micheal Moore. But then again. I would eat him just so he would stop writing his crappy books. I wish I had got him before \"Bowling for Columbine\" though....

 

[Maggot]

I\'d eat Willie Wonka, and I\'d start with his Chocolate Factory!

 

[Infidel Castro]

And how do you propose you\'d fit his factory into the imaginary confined space I made-up for the question? lol

 

[Maggot]

Originally posted by reverend
And how do you propose you\'d fit his factory into the imaginary confined space I made-up for the question? lol

I\'m reffering to a chocolate factory that exists within Mr Wonka.... (sick joke on my part)

 

[Infidel Castro]

You\'re going to mine him for chocolate? God no! His chocolate shaft has had many a miiner in it lol

 

[Maggot]

Yea... that\'s true... weren\'t they called Umpa Lumpa\'s

 

[Infidel Castro]

Aye, probably right. Strange creatures, bum-dwellers...

 

[bayrodney]

Jonathan Coleman, I would be fed for days lollol

 

[Infidel Castro]

Who he?

 

[darkartminiatures]

Anyone healthy but with a bit of meat on them. Oh and someone who doesn\'t use any skin care cream, it makes the skin crackle and taste funny....

 

[No Such Agency]

An athlete. And not like one of those African long-distance runners either. A football player or something.

Though I\'d prefer to be stuck there with a supermodel. She wouldn\'t be worth eating (in any sense) but if there WAS any other food, I\'d know she wouldn\'t touch it lol

 

[Infidel Castro]

Ravenous... A marvellous film. but is that a screenshot from another film?

 

[Infidel Castro]

It looks like Carlisle but I\'m not sure. It\'s the way he does the hands in that film. Top stuff!

 

[marineboy]

If I couldn\'t eat the one I loved, I\'d love the one I ate.

 

[Infidel Castro]

Danish wisdom!

 

[Modderrhu]

A lot of cannilablism in primitives cultures started due to the belief that you gained the abilities of what you ate. So if you ate a fox, you\'d be sly. If you ate a lion, you\'d be strong. Given that, it was typically the person someone respected the most that seemed most palatable.

Therefore, this is a trick question and I dare not answer it here - the gf sometimes checks what I get up to on these forums. :innocent:

 

[Modo]

Originally posted by Modderrhu
A lot of cannilablism in primitives cultures started due to the belief that you gained the abilities of what you ate. So if you ate a fox, you\'d be sly. If you ate a lion, you\'d be strong. Given that, it was typically the person someone respected the most that seemed most palatable.

If that is true I want to eat Johnny Depp.