Who would you eat?

[sebrushworth]

If you eat someone do you grokk them?

 

[Infidel Castro]

Wassa grokk fella?

 

[sebrushworth]

Rev, if you\'re interested in that kind of thing, read Stranger in a strange land by Robert Heinlein. If you love some one the best way to show it is by letting them eat you lol

Edit: Grokk = to have complete empathic understanding for someone or something.

 

[wiccanpony]

do family members count?

\"If I hear that 16 year old stand in front of the fridge and moan that there is nothing good to eat\" boom!!!! people pot pies!!!

 

[Sand Rat]

Ghandi - give me a life long vegitarian any day. Dont taste of meat then.

 

[Legacy Account]

Some big fat bastard like Bernard Manning.

I\'d gut him like Han Solo\'s tauntaun, climb inside and then live off pieces of arse meat...

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
do family members count?

\"If I hear that 16 year old stand in front of the fridge and moan that\'s there is nothing good to eat\" boom!!!! people pot pies!!!

Okay, almost peed my pants on that one! If that were the case, I\'d have to eat my 13-yr old daughter, who has a nasty habit of eating everything I\'m saving for later!

Seriously, Catherine Zeta-Jones...just saw a preview movie of \"The Legend of Zorro\", and MAN she\'s stunningly beautiful!:wow:

 

[finn17]

Hmmm....

Originally posted by steelcult
Ghandi - give me a life long vegitarian any day. Dont taste of meat then.

Cows are vegetarian and they taste of meat... Or were you being oblique?

 

[Rodnik]

I\'ve never enjoyed the taste of human flesh.....it has a bad after taste

 

[Infidel Castro]

To use an old phrase:

What\'s that film where they ate each other?

Deep Throat wasn\'t it?

Makes me laugh every time lol lol

 

[Modderrhu]

Did that one star Ivana Rockerfeller and Willy Hitchcock? :innocent:

 

[Albert Moreto Font]

Pamela Anderson and I\'d start with the tits, so i\'d get full at least (till they rescued me, if they didnt come on time, i\'d eat the other onelol)lol

 

[Legacy Account]

Her tits are inedible - they\'re made of plastic!

Make good buoyancy aids though...

 

[Helga]

to stop the downhill slide of this thread

I would like to share a piece of german poetry on this topic:

Warum ist der Kannibale
unter uns ein seltenes Biest?
Frag dich ein für alle Male
wenn du einen Menschen siehst,
könntest Du ihn – braungebraten -
durch die Zähne zieh\'n mit Lust,
im Gedenken seiner Taten
ohne daß Du kotzen musst

it\'s by Christa Reinig I think (not sure, anybody who knows better: confirmation or correction very welcome ! I learned it by heart at first encounter some 20years ago)

Here I try a translation for the english speaking community as good as I can:

Why is it that the cannibal
is among us such a rare animal?
Ask yourself for once and all
when you see a human person:
could You - grilled all crispy brown -
him happily devour
while remembering his actions
or would you rather puke

....ohhmm, it doesn\'t rhyme so well in english at the end....

 

[supervike]

This is one of the most disturbing threads I\'ve seen. It is repulsive and bizarre.






(jessica alba with a touch of salsa)**making weird Hannibal Lectorish sucking sounds**

 

[Klute]

Don\'t you mean Jessica Alba with a touch of KY.

 

[EricJ]

ummm, guys, maybe this is one of the reasons all those other mini forums think the cmon forum is full of wierdos

Wasn\'t there a big court case in Germany a couple years back about a guy who put out an ad for someone he could eat, and after sorting through the 700+ applications chose and ate a guy, well part of him before he got caught...

Pamela Anderson...well if the implants are saline, you have drink with your meal, or at least some seasoning for your meat

 

[Mosch]

Orginal gepostet von EricJ
ummm, guys, maybe this is one of the reasons all those other mini forums think the cmon forum is full of wierdos

Well? They\'re right.

Orginal gepostet von EricJ
Wasn\'t there a big court case in Germany a couple years back about a guy who put out an ad for someone he could eat, and after sorting through the 700+ applications chose and ate a guy, well part of him before he got caught...

He actually killed a guy and ate parts of him without getting caught. The other guy consented to this, by the way. He got caught when he tried it again and his second \"meal\" decided he would prefer to live on after all.

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by supervike

(jessica alba with a touch of salsa)**making weird Hannibal Lectorish sucking sounds**

Once again, you and I think alike. Jessica Alba would\'ve been one of my top choices had I not just seen the new Zorro movie.

 

[No Such Agency]

Originally posted by EricJ
ummm, guys, maybe this is one of the reasons all those other mini forums think the cmon forum is full of wierdos

No, it\'s probably the endless in-jokes about \"mole-grips\", the freaks\' bathroom key, SA mooning the Google satellite, etc...