Why do people keep stealing my ideas.

Ebonbuddha

Active member
Everytime I get a new idea someone steals it. Why? The picture says it all.

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lol Sorry. I just thought it was funny. Carry on.
 

philologus

Subgenius
We actually had a guy get fired for offering this service at work to his coworkers. Turns out you need some kind of medical qualifications to get away with this. Who knew?
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by airhead
Like you\'d know, Mike.

(or is this Fran in disguise?)
No that was Mike but this is Fran now - I\'ve had plenty of those things and believe me they are very painful (especially when you have got a tumour!) and so Mike knows all about them coz he\'s had to put up with me complaining about them :D
 

philologus

Subgenius
Originally posted by noneedforaname
if you want people to stop stealing your ideas get a tin foil hat to stop the brain rays :drool:

They have those in the CMON shop now. Chern makes\'em at home by hand.
 

leopardpixie

Active member
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by airhead
Like you\'d know, Mike.

(or is this Fran in disguise?)
No that was Mike but this is Fran now - I\'ve had plenty of those things and believe me they are very painful (especially when you have got a tumour!) and so Mike knows all about them coz he\'s had to put up with me complaining about them :D

I\'d have to agree with the painful part, more like discomfort really.... all the poking they do.... man... men have it easy lol
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by leopardpixie
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by airhead
Like you\'d know, Mike.

(or is this Fran in disguise?)
No that was Mike but this is Fran now - I\'ve had plenty of those things and believe me they are very painful (especially when you have got a tumour!) and so Mike knows all about them coz he\'s had to put up with me complaining about them :D

I\'d have to agree with the painful part, more like discomfort really.... all the poking they do.... man... men have it easy lol

It\'s the having my size D\'s squashed flat as a pancake that gets to me. It must be worse for smaller girls. I swear that machien was made by a man who hated his wife!
 

leopardpixie

Active member
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by leopardpixie
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by airhead
Like you\'d know, Mike.

(or is this Fran in disguise?)
No that was Mike but this is Fran now - I\'ve had plenty of those things and believe me they are very painful (especially when you have got a tumour!) and so Mike knows all about them coz he\'s had to put up with me complaining about them :D

I\'d have to agree with the painful part, more like discomfort really.... all the poking they do.... man... men have it easy lol

It\'s the having my size D\'s squashed flat as a pancake that gets to me. It must be worse for smaller girls. I swear that machien was made by a man who hated his wife!

Ha ha I have DD\'s already .... I\'m just overwhelmed to have kids in the future >< :(
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by leopardpixie Ha ha I have DD\'s already .... I\'m just overwhelmed to have kids in the future >< :(

Hey, the more the better when it comes to feeding the kiddies. The only problem is when the kids jump into your lap I swear they aim for the boobies with thier elbows. Then there\'s the whole gravity issue.....but that can be overcome with a very generous boyfriend. ;)
 

PegaZus

Stealth Freak
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by leopardpixie Ha ha I have DD\'s already .... I\'m just overwhelmed to have kids in the future >< :(

Hey, the more the better when it comes to feeding the kiddies. The only problem is when the kids jump into your lap I swear they aim for the boobies with thier elbows. Then there\'s the whole gravity issue.....but that can be overcome with a very generous boyfriend. ;)

You should try being a guy and finding your kids are at JUUUUUST the right height and decide to run at top speed to hug you. I\'m pretty good at some Bee Gee singalongs at times.

\"Mommy, why does Daddy sound like you?\"
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by PegaZus

You should try being a guy and finding your kids are at JUUUUUST the right height and decide to run at top speed to hug you. I\'m pretty good at some Bee Gee singalongs at times.

\"Mommy, why does Daddy sound like you?\"

My hubby swore that baby shoes were steel toed.
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by leopardpixie
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by airhead
Like you\'d know, Mike.

(or is this Fran in disguise?)
No that was Mike but this is Fran now - I\'ve had plenty of those things and believe me they are very painful (especially when you have got a tumour!) and so Mike knows all about them coz he\'s had to put up with me complaining about them :D

I\'d have to agree with the painful part, more like discomfort really.... all the poking they do.... man... men have it easy lol

It\'s the having my size D\'s squashed flat as a pancake that gets to me. It must be worse for smaller girls. I swear that machine was made by a man who hated his wife!

I have every sympathy for women having to have a Mammogram the very idea of having a round and supple part of your anatomy squashed between two Hard, Cold, Metal Plates by a total stranger makes me cringe.
You think that in the level of technology some bright spark would come up with a Conical equivalent.

Well as Prostrate trouble seems to run in the male side of my family I\'m really looking forward to THAT exam..........NOT!
 

Jericho

Consummate Brushlicker
One of the many reasons I don\'t go to anyone with \"Doctor\" in their title... I don\'t want to turn my head or cough. Just not gonna happen.

That and perhaps I like having holes in my teeth, did you ever think of that?
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by leopardpixie Ha ha I have DD\'s already .... I\'m just overwhelmed to have kids in the future >< :(

Hey, the more the better when it comes to feeding the kiddies. The only problem is when the kids jump into your lap I swear they aim for the boobies with thier elbows. Then there\'s the whole gravity issue.....but that can be overcome with a very generous boyfriend. ;)
...or scaffolding lol
 

mud duck

New member
Well as Prostrate trouble seems to run in the male side of my family I\'m really looking forward to THAT exam..........NOT!

Didn\'t Jeff Foxworthy do a joke alongs those lines? And I belive the punchline was something along the lines of \"Son, just get to know this finger.\"
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
Originally posted by Dragonsreach

You think that in the level of technology some bright spark would come up with a Conical equivalent.

Well as Prostrate trouble seems to run in the male side of my family I\'m really looking forward to THAT exam..........NOT!

sadly a conical equivalent isn\'t an option. for plain mammography anyway. it\'s all about the way the thickness of tissue absorbs the radiation. the pivitol thing with mammography is using the minimum amount of radiation so that you pick up cancer (or preferably not) rather than causing it :(

and it is worse for smaller women as they have to squeeze in more. men find it uncomfortable too. i read somewhere a good way to prepare yourself for mammography was to get up in the early hours of the morning in winter. take your top off and have a stranger park your car on a breast and leave it for a minute!

apparently, if you live long enough, every man will have prostate cancer. something to look foreward too. :( the good thing is that most prostate cancer is a pain but not overly serious and the general treatment is simply screening it to make sure it doesn\'t get any worse. still, when you have your prostate exam, remember that some people pay for that sort of thing! :eek:
 
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