why do you british keep giving us losers!!!!

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uberdark

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i mean seriously, you gave us posh and david, the girl with the big jibblies and her boyfriend who has no talent.... and now we get

RUSSELL FLIPPIN BRAND!!!! i mean come on. this guy is pathetic. i managed to make it 5 minutes before turning off some of his comedy which reminds me of a meth addict telling meth jokes to meth addicts, that only meth addicts find funny.

i realize paris hilton just bought a home in london, so why dont we just work out an exchange program and give you guys back your people and we\'ll take back our people.

let me knwo what you guys think.

hehe
 
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matty1001

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A letter Ricky Gervais sent to Barrack Obama...

An open letter to Barack Obama.

Dear Mr President,

Firstly, congratulations on your historic win. I have never been so behind a candidate for what must be considered the boss of the world.

You seem to be a man of grace and integrity, who would never shirk responsibility in any way.

I\'ll get to the point.

As I\'m sure you are aware, one of your flock has strayed. A Miss Paris Hilton, who is, I believe, a resident of Beverley Hills, is in England doing a reality game show for ITV2 called Paris Hilton\'s British Best Friend. Fine. I have no problem with that. I don\'t have to watch. But now it has come to my attention that she has bought a house in North London a few miles from me, and is out and about ingratiating herself with the Great British public.

Mr President. We are not stupid. This is clearly a retaliatory strike for Posh Spice moving to LA. I know it, and you know it, so let\'s cut the \"it\'s a free country\" nonsense and come to some agreement.

I propose an exchange.

This is how it would work. We call them both and tell them that we\'ve found a giant \"paparazzi nest\", in New York say. (half way home for both of them already)

At first they may be confused that they\'d never heard of such a thing before, but the thought of that many photographers in one place will be irresistible.

Once we get them there, while they are having their photos taken (we will have hire a few guys with cameras to make it look good) we will swap their limos around. It\'s fool proof.

This is a covert operation of which Mr Gordon Brown knows nothing. (I\'ve got him working on finding a synthetic fur for The Queen\'s guards\' bearskin hats.)

Have your people call my people. They may have to call a few times as my people are useless to be honest.

Thank you,

Ricky Gervais
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Peace and love...
 
Aliengod3

Aliengod3

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I do not know... I kind of like Eddy Izzard\'s comedy.

You! Cake or Death?

Death. No wait, cake!

Haha! You said death!

Yeah, but I meant cake.

Well we are out of cake.
 
Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

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Originally posted by uberdark
i mean seriously, you gave us posh and david, the girl with the big jibblies and her boyfriend who has no talent.... and now we get

RUSSELL FLIPPIN BRAND!!!! i mean come on. this guy is pathetic. i managed to make it 5 minutes before turning off some of his comedy which reminds me of a meth addict telling meth jokes to meth addicts, that only meth addicts find funny.

i realize paris hilton just bought a home in london, so why dont we just work out an exchange program and give you guys back your people and we\'ll take back our people.

let me knwo what you guys think.

hehe
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Call it payback for
I Love Lucy,
Barney Miller,
Gentle Ben

And you realise we still OWE you a lot.

Tell you what You pay half their airfare back and we\'ll pay half their airfare, we can drop them all off at the midway point and call it quits.
 
Amazon warrior

Amazon warrior

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Originally posted by Aliengod3
I do not know... I kind of like Eddy Izzard\'s comedy.

You! Cake or Death?

Death. No wait, cake!

Haha! You said death!

Yeah, but I meant cake.

Well we are out of cake.
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I was startled to learn how popular Eddie Izzard is in the States. I had American co-workers who loved quoting him.
 
Einion

Einion

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Originally posted by uberdark
i mean seriously, you gave us posh and david, the girl with the big jibblies and her boyfriend who has no talent....
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Pardon my French but WTF?! First off her jibblies are not big. Second, NO TALENT? We are talking about David Beckham, right, one of the best footballers of his generation?

No more unfounded comments from you! Don\'t you know they make the baby Jesus cry?

Course if you were maybe referring to something else like his acting or his superb grasp of the Queen\'s English then I\'ll have to take that all back.


Originally posted by darthfoley
Originally posted by Baz
Only if you promise to take Madonna back.
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That\'s a deal breaker right there. We could have negotiated some sort of trade up til that point.

:D
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lol

Gold, solid gold!

Einion
 
alextheartist

alextheartist

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Originally posted by Einion
Originally posted by uberdark
i mean seriously, you gave us posh and david, the girl with the big jibblies and her boyfriend who has no talent....
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Pardon my French but WTF?! First off her jibblies are not big. Second, NO TALENT? We are talking about David Beckham, right, one of the best footballers of his generation?

No more unfounded comments from you! Don\'t you know they make the baby Jesus cry?

Course if you were maybe referring to something else like his acting or his superb grasp of the Queen\'s English then I\'ll have to take that all back.


Originally posted by darthfoley
Originally posted by Baz
Only if you promise to take Madonna back.
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That\'s a deal breaker right there. We could have negotiated some sort of trade up til that point.

:D
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lol

Gold, solid gold!

Einion
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Jordans tits are not that big?? Have you looked at them recently?
 
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MONKEYSEA

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Originally posted by alextheartist
Originally posted by Einion
Originally posted by uberdark
i mean seriously, you gave us posh and david, the girl with the big jibblies and her boyfriend who has no talent....
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Pardon my French but WTF?! First off her jibblies are not big. Second, NO TALENT? We are talking about David Beckham, right, one of the best footballers of his generation?

No more unfounded comments from you! Don\'t you know they make the baby Jesus cry?

Course if you were maybe referring to something else like his acting or his superb grasp of the Queen\'s English then I\'ll have to take that all back.


Originally posted by darthfoley
Originally posted by Baz
Only if you promise to take Madonna back.
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That\'s a deal breaker right there. We could have negotiated some sort of trade up til that point.

:D
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lol

Gold, solid gold!

Einion
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Jordans tits are not that big?? Have you looked at them recently?
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i do think he relised it mennt jordon and peter aundrey(sp?)

and david beckham Oo talent, no he was a overhyped player that was okay,
no touch on scholes or kene
 
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Beelzebrush

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Originally posted by alextheartist
Originally posted by Einion
Originally posted by uberdark
i mean seriously, you gave us posh and david, the girl with the big jibblies and her boyfriend who has no talent....
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Pardon my French but WTF?! First off her jibblies are not big. Second, NO TALENT? We are talking about David Beckham, right, one of the best footballers of his generation?

No more unfounded comments from you! Don\'t you know they make the baby Jesus cry?

Course if you were maybe referring to something else like his acting or his superb grasp of the Queen\'s English then I\'ll have to take that all back.


Originally posted by darthfoley
Originally posted by Baz
Only if you promise to take Madonna back.
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That\'s a deal breaker right there. We could have negotiated some sort of trade up til that point.

:D
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lol

Gold, solid gold!

Einion
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Jordans tits are not that big?? Have you looked at them recently?
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I thought the OP meant Jordan and her dimwitted spouse too (or assumed???). It does read like he coud have meant posh and becks though....:D
 
BarstoolProphet

BarstoolProphet

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@Dragonsreach: It\'s really not fair of you to blame America for those tv shows. The British channels did pay for them, after all, so that they could air them.

Plus, you forgot Serpico. Or did it not make it across the pond?
 
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uberdark

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ok thats it!!!!

listen up your british!!!!!

we americans have had it. we now have this russell brand chap and are quite tired of it....along w/the rest of your horrible people you have sent over here. so if you want to play hard ball then we will.

1. lost has been officially cancelled in britian and on any british persons computer.

2. dexter has been officially cancelled in britian.

3. we will leave paris hilton there if you dont take yours back.

4. we\'re keeping eddie izzard.

these are our demands and this is how we roll...... oh shoot wait bush isnt in power anymore.

well could you pretty please be nice to us and take back your bad people and we will take back ours. even if you dont we are still going to do it. *america pats britian on the back* but we are still cool right?

hehe

3.
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Dexter officially cancelled? Shame as I\'ve not seen a single episode. Oh well. :p
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well that sucks for you since that makes you a wanker now. so :p

lol
 
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generulpoleaxe

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we could always use the sinking boat trick again, it\'s worked before.

oh dear, never expected that boat to be sunk with those people on board ;)
 
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