Why men don\'t write advice columns

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn\'t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband\'s help. When I got home I couldn\'t believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he\'d been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don\'t feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs.. Sheila UK


Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
 

Modderrhu

New member
PS: Watching the TV is hard work. It requires constant attention and vigilance to ensure that no-one makes off with it. Next time, reward him with a threesome.
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
VIRUS WARNING!!

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.
Purchase the antidote known as Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE):beer: or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER):drunk:. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to five friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
 
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