woman stuck on toilet for 2 years
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War Griffon
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This storey came up on the UK news this morning when I was getting changed after a gym session, it made the whole changing room stop and uter WTF...
Can\'t believe the guy left her there for two years bringing here food and water, and apparently her skin grew around the toilet seat.
Can\'t believe the guy left her there for two years bringing here food and water, and apparently her skin grew around the toilet seat.
freakinacage
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rofl - where did her boyfriend go to the toilet?
Highbulp Billy
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Hmm, something tells me that\'s not the first time you\'ve used that line
digbaddy72
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Some people do their best thinkingon the toilet.
fieldarchy
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my comprehension of why she was on the toilet for two years is failing right now.
It\'s mind-bottling!
It\'s mind-bottling!
1st: Holy crap ???
2nd: Geographically speaking this is why i will never leave the coast. I\'m convinced that if you get too far away from the ocean your brain dries out and you do stupid crap like this.
3rd: While the boyfriends aim might have been good, did he sit on her lap for more substantial movements? If so... :|~
2nd: Geographically speaking this is why i will never leave the coast. I\'m convinced that if you get too far away from the ocean your brain dries out and you do stupid crap like this.
3rd: While the boyfriends aim might have been good, did he sit on her lap for more substantial movements? If so... :|~
Friar
Dorks for Orks
This is one of those stories that just boggles the mind. They both need some serious counceling who would one sit on a crapper for 2 years and who on earth would let their girlfriend sit on the crapper for 2 years, god damn if my girl was on the crapper for more then an hour I\'d be having serious talks and taking action after 2 hours I\'d be forcibly removing her and takin her to a doctor. Theres just no reason for this kinda thing to happen.
and I hope they had a second bathroom in the house.
and I hope they had a second bathroom in the house.
Shawn R. L.
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Well, it\'s more interesting than the political circus we\'re having to endure! Wish most of them would sit on the pot for more than 2 years.
Trouble is Shawn which ever one it is is gonna be sh*tting on everyone for 4 years.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
well it doesn’t make me feel so bad about my own morning, as my kin call “ nesting” ...... but we have two bathrooms, sooooooo everyone can \"kiss my grits\" lolThe article said that she was stuck there by her own body. Does this mean that she is so skinny she \"fell in\" or maybe that she\'s so large that her own weight wedged her in? I\'m curious about the mechanics of it...
I remember I had a patient once who was so large she couldn\'t collect her own urine sample. She told me she couldn\'t reach. This raised a lot of, um, interesting questions in my mind about how she manages the mechanics of every day life. Maybe this woman was in a similar situation, so large that when one part of her got wedged in, she couldn\'t reach to get herself unstuck, then was too embarrassed to allow her boyfriend to help her? I can\'t come up with anything else, though this is still wild speculation...
I remember I had a patient once who was so large she couldn\'t collect her own urine sample. She told me she couldn\'t reach. This raised a lot of, um, interesting questions in my mind about how she manages the mechanics of every day life. Maybe this woman was in a similar situation, so large that when one part of her got wedged in, she couldn\'t reach to get herself unstuck, then was too embarrassed to allow her boyfriend to help her? I can\'t come up with anything else, though this is still wild speculation...
