Women.....

[Mosch]

Orginal gepostet von airhead
@mosch - ewwwe - nuf said.

Try it, I dare you. Just take care not to look too soon, or you might not get started at all.

 

[Rodnik]

@Rodnik, are you trying to get the rest of us in trouble. getting womens to expect more than 3 minutes. You could be kicked out of the man club for this.

ACK!...I didn\'t think before I spoke....
Of course, like other guys, I exagerate a bit....if 3 inches = 6 inches, then it would make sense that 3 minutes = 6 minutes....

 

[tzor]

Remember ladies, us men have been told by professionals on TV that anything over 4 hours requires the immediate attention of a physician.

Since we can\'t really tell the difference between a minute and an hour, we just play it safe by keeping it three minutes or less.

 

[Duende]

Well, I\'ve been screwing and nailing all morning!


That set of bookshelves is finally done!



You bunch of sick-minded people!

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by tzor
Since we can\'t really tell the difference between a minute and an hour, we just play it safe by keeping it three minutes or less.

That\'s why BOB\'s their best friend...:innocent:

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by Duende
Well, I\'ve been screwing and nailing all morning!


That set of bookshelves is finally done!



You bunch of sick-minded people!

You call us sick...I call us \"wishful thinkers\"!

 

[leopardpixie]

Horny $!#@^@#s

...no... its pure gutter, no thinking there!

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by leopardpixie
Horny $!#@^@#s

...no... its pure gutter, no thinking there!

Says the girl with the \"I like to move it - MOVE it!\" in her sig line...

...brazen little hussy.lol

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by leopardpixie...no thinking there!

God gave us 2 brains, and only enough blood to run one or the other.

 

[leopardpixie]

Originally posted by Zora

Originally posted by leopardpixie
Horny $!#@^@#s

...no... its pure gutter, no thinking there!

Says the girl with the \"I like to move it - MOVE it!\" in her sig line...

...brazen little hussy.lol

See, Look, there goes your mind in the gutter.... Its quoting a song... Mister.... and its dancing. Tisk Tisk!lol

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by airhead

Originally posted by leopardpixie...no thinking there!

God gave us 2 brains, and only enough blood to run one or the other.

Makes sense! That\'s why women can talk during sex and all men can do is grunt.lol

Also explains the 3 minutes...that\'s about as much conversation as we can handle!

 

[Rodnik]

Makes sense! That\'s why women can talk during sex and all men can do is grunt.

I never grunt during sex. I\'m always too speechless from shock-----shock from the fact that I\'m even having sex....

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by Rodnik

Makes sense! That\'s why women can talk during sex and all men can do is grunt.

I never grunt during sex. I\'m always too speechless from shock-----shock from the fact that I\'m even having sex....

Man, I had so many great zingers IMMEDIATELY upon reading this...but I\'ll wait \'til I know you better before making fun of you.lol

See, Finn! I CAN learn...

 

[leopardpixie]

Originally posted by Zora
Man, I had so many great zingers IMMEDIATELY upon reading this...but I\'ll wait \'til I know you better before making fun of you.lol

See, Finn! I CAN learn...

Wow... your thinking before you speak. lol now I know what brain you were using then! :wow:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by War Griffon

Originally posted by wiccanpony

lol cause we\'ll \"shoot\" back! just ask Tooshy

I thought Tooshy had run out of bullets thats why she is using Mole Grips on por Pete lol

lol nope all she needs to do is melt down some figures and then she has all the bullets a women could want:bouncy:

 

[tzor]

Originally posted by leopardpixie
See, Look, there goes your mind in the gutter.... Its quoting a song... Mister.... and its dancing. Tisk Tisk!lol

It\'s quoting a song? And I thought it was just a reference to some sort of parlimentary procedure. Speaking of which, Robert\'s rules of order can get really interesting when you think of them in the wrong state of mind.

Like when you move to \"Lay the motion on the table.\"

 

[Duende]

Tzor - Parlimentary procedure? And here I thought she was refering to Brownian movement.

LP - Isn\'t that Technotronic in your sig?

 

[Sand Rat]

Ahh, what a subject -

To misquote Robin Williams, \"I\'ve just come from Iraq where all the women look like Saddam!!\"

Course I was also told last night that when I come home on my next R&R I\'m prolly going to be sore when I leave . . . . .

 

[Sithtainius]

Originally posted by Duende
Tzor - Parlimentary procedure? And here I thought she was refering to Brownian movement.

LP - Isn\'t that Technotronic in your sig?

Duende, she has no clue, it\'s what the Lemurs were singing in Madagascar lol

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by Sithtainius

Originally posted by Duende
Tzor - Parlimentary procedure? And here I thought she was refering to Brownian movement.

LP - Isn\'t that Technotronic in your sig?

Duende, she has no clue, it\'s what the Lemurs were singing in Madagascar lol

What a groovy little song that is, too...