LMFAO!!! How many people do you know that suffers from the dreaded;
MAN FLU
\"The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.
This is also known as \'Fishing for Sympathy\' or \'Chronic Exaggeration\'.
When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.
You: Awww, you poor fella.
Him: I\'m DYING!
You: (Soothingly) Oh, you\'re not dying Cy.
Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu!
You: Do you need some sympathy?
Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain...
You: I understa-
Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!!\"
lol lol lol This just cracked me right up