Words to live by

[Beelzebrush]

rah rah rah!

 

[Benjimcc]

in the words of the recently departed John Hughes:

\'When you grow up your heart dies\'

 

[Talion]

\"A smiling dog may have no lips\"

 

[Crayfish]

I hope i die before i get old

hehe

 

[Legacy Account]

\"Shut the f*** up..... NEXT!!\"

 

[Dragon Forge Design]

From a plumber friend..

Shit flows down hill and Keep your hands out of your mouth..

 

[Shawn R. L.]

\"Put my saddle on the stove Ma. I\'m gonna be ridin\' the range !!\"

 

[Sand Rat]

FIDO - Frag it and drive on
DILLIGAF - Do I look like I give a Frag?

 

[Dragonsreach]

IHTFP............I Have Truely Found Paradise.








Yeah right

 

[mickc22]

\"Everyone lights up a room, -some when they enter, some when they leave..\"

 

[Amazon warrior]

It\'ll never heal if you picket.

Don\'t sweat the petty stuff and don\'t pet the sweaty stuff.

If at first you don\'t succeed.... it probably wasn\'t worth doing anyway!

 

[Trevor]

If something is too hard, its not worth doing. - Homer

That is actually a bit deeper than it looks at first glance, because it depends entirely on your definition of too hard.

 

[wiccanpony]

would you like a little cheese with that whine ...

 

[airhead]

Some people are like slinkys.

They mostly just sit there.

But they are fun to push down stairs.

 

[mattrock]

- Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations...

- Never tie buttered toast to the back of a cat and drop it from a height. The results are devastating.

- To create a tear in reality: Try to prove Murphy\'s Law.

 

[stubert]

Never throw frozen poo.

.....stu.....

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Originally posted by mattrock
- Never tie buttered toast to the back of a cat and drop it from a height. The results are devastating.
I believe kitty would simply float mid air..

 

[BPI]

As a kid I had a jumble sale t-shirt that read

\"NIL ILLEGITIMUS CARBORUNDUM\"

a few years before I learnt what it meant! Sure it amused my folks though B.

 

[stubert]

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Why be normal? And what is normal?

.....stu.....

 

[graveyman]

\"Light a man a fire, and he\'ll be warm for a day. Light a man ON fire, and he\'ll be warm the rest of his life\"