WORST DAY EVER!!

[Master of fact]

I need to vent.

So my wife is pregnant and her due date is today I offered to bring in breakfast. I got her a bacon roll, with brown sauce. This is where problem began. She does not like b sauce. She gets angry, like hulk angry. I get our 2 year old in the car, car does not start. Infact the engine has siezed:flame:

I throw head up as it had a full service 2 weeks ago. I got some cash i put aside and bought a new car, cracking BMW M5, test drive was mint, take it home mint. Start it up, the starter motor is done, great. If my wife goes into labour i might take up smoking, and not tobaco

thanks for looking and breath

 

[cassar]

it could be worse you could be having twins, think about it, no m5 you are talking people carriers for the next 18 years, theres always a bright side, by the way give her a choice next time, the aforementioned bacon butty or pilchards with pickled onions on ice creamlol also remember to think about your day when shes in the throws of labour and the gas n air\'s not doing anything for the pain as an artist you should now about perspective maybe yours will change.

good luck, congratulations on the new arrival.:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

 

[Master of fact]

Thanks, i got rid of my M3 when our first arrived, no carriers for me........ not yet. I might have to use some of that gas and air!

 

[Naukhel]

You think that\'s a bad day? Wait \'til she\'s 8 days over due, and you bring her a
sandwich with the wrong kind of peanut butter.

I suggest kevlar body armour and a riot shield.

 

[supervike]

How can you be married to her and not know she dislikes brown sauce????

My gosh, don\'t you think you should appreciate her a bit more, as she is carrying your child, and would it KILL you to do a little housework around the joint? Come, at least pick up your dirty underwear....


(sorry, I think I was channeling your wife there!!!!):beer::beer::beer:

 

[freakinacage]

aye have a deep breath when the wife is high enough!

 

[airhead]

If that is your worst day ever, then count your blessings.

You\'ve got a wife with a child on the way. It does not get much better than that.

Trust me, there are LOTS of worse things you can hear in a day than the sound of a car not starting. Most of them involve a phone call or a car pulling up in your driveway with an officer and a chaplin.

Now, go and enjoy your family.

 

[wiccanpony]

I would check on the web......... home delivery in 12 easy steps:beer:

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by supervike
(sorry, I think I was channeling your wife there!!!!):beer::beer::beer:

you were WHAT?!

 

[Master of fact]

Its all good now, yeah wasnt that bad of day really, just unlucky!

(did you know if you turn your underwear inside out you get an extra week out of them!!)

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Master of fact
Its all good now, yeah wasnt that bad of day really, just unlucky!

(did you know if you turn your underwear inside out you get an extra week out of them!!)

:|~ lol

 

[evil tendencies]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by Master of fact
Its all good now, yeah wasnt that bad of day really, just unlucky!

(did you know if you turn your underwear inside out you get an extra week out of them!!)

:|~ lol

+1

 

[cassar]

you can get an extra two weeks out of your underwear on top of that by turning them inside out back to front then front to back i think thats a month in total.lol

at least thats according to ewan mcgregor and charlie boorman the long way round.

 

[wiccanpony]

:drool::drool::drool:no wonder “fan boys” have a certain “Air” about them

 

[Aliengod3]

I learned my lesson with BMW\'s. Completely not worth the money. I spent more fixing the piece of crap than I did paying for it! And do not expect the BMW dealers to give you any deals or provide you with decent service. All they want is to nickel and dime you and convince you that your car will explode while you dive it unless you pay them 10k to fix it.

Congrats on the new baby

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Not to hijack, but I have always enjoyed rebuilding BMWs, and once you\'ve rebuilt them, they run great for almost 7 years on average as long as you keep up on the maintenance.

 

[Master of fact]

They are nice cars. To add to my bad day, today I was in an accident! Car is wrote off. An R driver (restricted due to passing test) pulled in front of me. Had to swerve, entered field via roof. I am completly fine, all i have to show is a chipped tooth. No one was in car with me. Poor car chasis twisted. I need a holiday

 

[Beelzebrush]

I hate BMWs... but love the fact that you had enough cash \'floating\' about to just nip and buy an M5 lol :beer:

We should have a post-a-pic-of-your-car thread