Worst search term for google

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johnboyjjb

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I was wondering what stupid things people have thrown into a search engine like google expecting something harmless and getting so much more. Remember the movie Dick. When it first came out a radio broadcaster wanted more information and went to dick.com which is far different from dickthemovie.com.
My biggest mistake ever was looking for exhuast manifolds made by hooker affectionately called - Hooker Headers. Any other fun and exciting finds from people who have made honest mistakes as this?
 
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Aryanun

New member
There\'s a song I\'ve been searching all over the internet for that was written in the late \'70s. I can still remember almost all the words, but when I do a search for the title of the song I get something else. I try and search for the words... nada.
 
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Aryanun

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Please keep in mind this was in around 1977-1979 era. I know this sounds like a very propaganda song but I\'ve been looking for it for a long time now and it\'s become a grail quest for me. Originally I wanted it for work because we were doing a Patriotic Theme for the season (we do one each year... we\'ve done Mardi Gras and Tropical so far... I have no idea what\'s in store for next year).

As I recall the title was \"Voice of Freedom\" or that COULD be the name of the group or organizers. They had children as well as adults singing this.

\"I want a world where kids can play and there\'s plenty of food to eat.
I want a world, where I can sleep and know that I\'ll be free.
I want a world that\'s full of love and kids are taught that God\'s above.
I want a world that doesn\'t waste so when we\'re moms and dads it\'s still a beautiful place.
I want a world just like America, like the USA.
Cause even though, perfect it\'s not it\'s the best place this world\'s got.

We\'re the voice of freedom.
We\'re the voice of America
And we\'re only human
But we\'re united again.

And you can say we\'re conceited
You can say we\'re too proud
But a lot of our friends have died for what we have.\"

(this is where I\'m not sure of the words...)

\"I want to eat, American
Sleep, American
???, American
I want to be all American

I want to ???, American
???, American
??? American
I want to be all American

We\'re the voice of freedom
We\'re the voice of America
And we\'re only human
But we\'re united again

And you can say we\'re conceited
You can say we\'re too proud
but a lot of our friends have died for what we have.

I want a world where kids can play and there\'s plenty of food to eat.
I want a world, where I can sleep and know that I\'ll be free.
I want a world that\'s full of love and kids are taught that God\'s above.
I want a world that doesn\'t waste so when we\'re moms and dads it\'s still a beautiful place.
I want a world just like America, like the USA.
Cause even though, perfect it\'s not it\'s the best place this world\'s got.

Cause even though, perfect it\'s not it\'s the best place this world\'s...

got!\"

That\'s about all I can remember off the top of my head. I can still even hear the tune. They played it a lot on KVIL in Dallas, Texas (the station I listened to back then).
 
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provoke_me

Guest
when bored.

when im bored i type random words into google and choose picture search....
some things are expected..others...are not.
lol
 
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alexgrunt

New member
My GF wanted a piercing... This is a word producing stange results... Anyway, all those people shown their piercing, but none were where she wanted one!:p

The worst comes from a friend of mine, who was looking for techno music... He simply typed \"hardcore\"... lol
 
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DennisMech

New member
Try...

Yoshi and stapler

you get a couple unexpected results.

Also, B3ta.com, a site I frequent did a big google bombing effort and managed to make a flash animation of theirs the first thing to pop up when looking up c*** :D
 
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Nelson

New member
Originally posted by DennisMech
Yoshi
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Heh, I thought you said \"yoni\", which would have been kind of an obvious search..

Pie, cream, cream pie, all get bad results...I was searching for pictures of Marge (Simpson) for a stagecraft project last year, and it ended up with a lot of marge porn. Yeah, stagecraft project..:rolleyes: ;) Also, searching for the trials bike \"Monty\", I came up with some interesting results.

Honestly, I don\'t have many good stories, because most of my findings are not accidental. :D
 
Corvus

Corvus

New member
I was looking after info about one of the very first X-Files episodes, called \"Deep Throat\".

I think you can figure out for yourself what kind of results I got :flip:
 
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Mordred

New member
I had some pretty horrible results myself.

When browsing for mini sites I typed \'models\' - lots of unwanted sites
looking for uniforms of german soldiers I ended up with tons of nurse - fetish - sites that kind of stuff.


oh by the way, try typing \'miserable failure\' in google, the first site that pops up is a site about George Bush lol
 
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vincegamer

Active member
Originally posted by Corvus
I was looking after info about one of the very first X-Files episodes, called \"Deep Throat\".

I think you can figure out for yourself what kind of results I got :flip:
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Lots of information about Woodward and Burnstein??
 
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vincegamer

Active member
Originally posted by alexgrunt
My GF wanted a piercing... This is a word producing stange results... Anyway, all those people shown their piercing, but none were where she wanted one!:p
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I find that very strange. Try \"body modification\". I did this search years ago and was amazed to see where some people have been pierced. I recall reading also about body \"snaps\" - basically embedding one half of a snap enclosure under the skin of the skull then \"snapping\" on the jewelry. Guess it didn\'t take off though.
 
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Mosch

Active member
Orginal gepostet von WurzagUdUraZahuba
Before I left for my summer vacation on the coast I searched for, \"Catching Crabs.\" Big mistake.
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Where exactly is the problem? If I search for \"Catching Crabs\", I end with pages about... catching crabs: http://www.google.de/search?hl=de&ie=UTF-8&q=%22Catching+Crabs%22&btnG=Suche&meta=
 
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Mosch

Active member
Oh, I actually forgot one of my favourites.

Search for I shall feast on souls and hit \"I feel lucky\"...

No go and reflect upon your faith.
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
My daughter once searched for \"pokeymon\" (when the card game was the top of the craze) and typed in \"pokey man\". I had to cover her eyes. :eek: :|~
 
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