Would you want this guy living next door?

philologus

Subgenius
The best anti-zombie weapon in my book would be the MK-19 automatic grenade launcher. Fires about 60 rounds a minute. 40mm grenades. Got to use these in the Army. One word: Sweet!
MK-19
 

Mosch

Active member
Orginal gepostet von minimaker
Hmm, wouldn\'t be surprised to find him in the Darwin awards one day. Is that legal by the way?

It is legal where he lives, he cited the appended law on a forum where he discussed his weapon. That thing actually started out as a water gun.

Still, while I am impressed he managed to build one that did not turn him into number 43 with extra crunchy bits I would be kinda concerned if I lived close to him.
 

dougaderly

New member
I still say a nice sharp sword is the best way to deal with the zombies in an outdoor environment. But I\"m biased anyway, I\'ve been a kenjitsu student for years. I have a buddy here who is convinced that when the zombies tak over, the first thing he wants to do is to grab a handful of us and go take over home depot and turn it into our own personal zombie proof fort. Between him, myself and one other guy we could block off the entrance to the building fairly quickly with forklifts for moving pallets, then just throw a ladder up to the roof from the outside. Grow produce on the roof with the equipment and seeds in the nursery. Then we just wait for the New hampshire winters to slow them down enough so that we can play zombie baseball.
 

mud duck

New member
May I suggest the book \"The Zombie Survial Guide, The complete protection from the living dead\" by Max Brooks.

22 rifles (silentlented) and bladed weapons best anti-zombie weapons according to him. Fire bad.
 

uberdark

New member
you guys do realize we have gone off the deep end here.... i found myself seeing the flaws in some of the ways to get away.. especially the home depot. what if the zombies learn how to use power tools....then you have chainsaw wielding zombies... the best way to kill a zombie i believe is a lumberjack... they are the assassins of ninja. if you are ever stalked by a lumberjack you will only smell the stench of b.o. and maple syrup for a brief moment and then you will be eviserated from the inside out. you see the secret is that plaid is the ultimate way to conceal oneself. look at the grunge movement of the 90\'s ....it just suddenly dissapeared right...... ? no they all just put on plaid and are hiding out in the woods with the lumberjacks eating pancakes, hangin wit paul, and killing ninjas for fun.

yep lumberjacks are the best zombie detterent out there.

:bouncy:
 
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