You can\'t eat your cake and have it, too.

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Tylith

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No... You can have a cake, or eat it. If you eat your cake, then you have no cake. If you have a cake, you haven\'t eaten it yet.

Poo-tee-weet?
 
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Naukhel

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Let them eat cake

If you have a whole cake, and only eat one slice, then you still have cake.
It\'s all a matter of moderation, really.
Eating the whole cake is excessive in a single sitting.
Unless it\'s a snack cake, like a Twinkie, or a Ho-Ho.
Those, you\'re supposed to eat all at once.

Or sacrifice in the prescribed manner to the demons of the internet to avoid lag or sudden disconnects.

\"Silly customer. Don\'t you know you cannot hurt a Twinkie?\"
 
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Tylith

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Originally posted by Naukhel
If you have a whole cake, and only eat one slice, then you still have cake.
It\'s all a matter of moderation, really.
Eating the whole cake is excessive in a single sitting.
Unless it\'s a snack cake, like a Twinkie, or a Ho-Ho.
Those, you\'re supposed to eat all at once.

Or sacrifice in the prescribed manner to the demons of the internet to avoid lag or sudden disconnects.

\"Silly customer. Don\'t you know you cannot hurt a Twinkie?\"
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Onces you eat a peice of the cake, it ceases to become a cake, and turns into simply cake.
 
Fizl

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
I can\'t...I\'ve no idea what a twinkie looks like....but a chocolate mini roll henge...now your talking!

Shaz

(who can eat a pack of 6 mini rolls in less than 5 minutes)
 
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Equus

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I dunno about that Shaz. Something about those highly preserved non-baked pastries is pretty impressive. They\'re \"cooked\" via chemicals, I think.
 
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Naukhel

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Onces you eat a peice of the cake, it ceases to become a cake, and turns into simply cake.
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\"You can\'t have your cake and eat it too\"
Nowhere does it say the cake has to be a whole cake. If someone only gives you a single slice, it is still cake, and you can eat one bite, and it remains cake. It simply becomes cake with a bite out of it.

:bouncy:
 
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Modderrhu

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Originally posted by Fizl
I don\'t think they beat my mini rolls...
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They don\'t. I expect they\'re like something we used to have here - Tinkies. They\'re the McDonald\'s of hamburgers, the Nagash of miniatures, the GW of brushes. And the filling is just a soft marshmallow. :|~

Mini chocolate swiss rolls and Guinness, Shaz? :)
 
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Tylith

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Originally posted by Naukhel
Onces you eat a peice of the cake, it ceases to become a cake, and turns into simply cake.
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\"You can\'t have your cake and eat it too\"
Nowhere does it say the cake has to be a whole cake. If someone only gives you a single slice, it is still cake, and you can eat one bite, and it remains cake. It simply becomes cake with a bite out of it.

:bouncy:
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When it says \"and it eat too\" it\'s referring to eating it as a whole, but I\'ll concede the point. And does anyone know what this is actually from? I posted this exact thread on a forum of sniveling 14 yr olds and they had it in about 2 hours. lol
 
Fizl

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
Originally posted by Modderrhu


Mini chocolate swiss rolls and Guinness, Shaz? :)
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Its a possibility....not my first thought at a combo...but I\'ll give it a try!

Shaz

(Who has a bar of guinness chocolate in the fridge as we speak)
 
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