You know you have \"arrived\" when....

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Zora

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Wait! One more part to cast for Tooshy!

Since I\'m sure you\'ll have PLENTY of applicants for toyboy or estranged husband, might I suggest another?

I would be willing to play the part of the neighbour that everyone talks about like: \"he was always so quiet and nice...who knew he would do something like that?\":eek:
 
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Nomis

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Originally posted by tooshy
Welcome to Tooshy\'s casting couch...

Characters cast so far:

Mom: Tooshy
No1 Son: DennisMech
No2 Son: Nelson
Strange Uncle(s): Dragonsreach, SteelCult
Even Stranger Nextdoor Neighbour (who also smells of wee): Finn
Art Student renting a room: Chrispy
Family Pet Budgie: Corvus
God: Nomis

Still casting for the following:

Mom\'s estranged husband or toyboy (look it\'s my idea so I can have one if I want :p )
Local Looney (Male or Female)
Law Enforcement Officer
Coffee-Shop Owner

I will await CV\'s :D
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recognition at last:innocent:

Now play nice or I will send my vicar on earth among you to sow wrath and destruction :flame: - are you there Rev?

And leave Finn alone - you know how sensitive he islollollol
 
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tooshy

Active member
Just gotta love this place....

You sew one teeny tiny seed of insanity and before you know it, its like a zip in the straight-jacket of life.... lol

Looks like the village is going to have a lot of coffee shops with varying degrees of good/bad coffee. PStafAllen welcome to the coffee shop :)

Some new roles have since come to light:

The Ever Paitent Butler: Lurch
The Saucy Coffee-shop Waitress: Saxon-Angel
Local Hobby Store Owner: Tuubje (I think this is more you than a coffee shop guy :D )

As for the part of my estranged husband/toyboy - there is a non-disclosure contract. Just to keep things strictly between \'us\' ;)

Now then...what to do with Mr Finn seeing as he has resigned his smelly neighbour part??? Perhaps he could be the local librarian by day and a superhero by night? Any suggestions as to what his name would be and his special skill???

Answers on a postcard please :]

Oh and Airhead - I\'d be thrilled if you could provide a suitably rockin\' soundtrack :D
 
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Tuubje

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Originally posted by tooshy
Local Hobby Store Owner: Tuubje (I think this is more you than a coffee shop guy :D )

As for the part of my estranged husband/toyboy - there is a non-disclosure contract. Just to keep things strictly between \'us\' ;)

Now then...what to do with Mr Finn seeing as he has resigned his smelly neighbour part??? Perhaps he could be the local librarian by day and a superhero by night? Any suggestions as to what his name would be and his special skill???
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He would be called Post-freak and answer posts on the forum almost immediatly, oh wait..... he does that already :D

And to think that I wanted to open a coffee shop with a buddy (it woas going to be called \"the Holy Bean\"), but when he didn\'t want to go through with it :)moon: pussy) I went for the hobby store :)
 
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dauber22

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Originally posted by tooshy
Now then...what to do with Mr Finn seeing as he has resigned his smelly neighbour part??? Perhaps he could be the local librarian by day and a superhero by night? Any suggestions as to what his name would be and his special skill???
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Hmmm.... Don\'t have a name selected yet for him, but its ovious what his special skill would be - saving the neighborhood by subduing the ferocious, vicious & lascivious Chocolate Lesbians!:eek:
 
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dauber22

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Oh, and just a suggestion in case you missed it, for a potential toyboy. Over in \"Painting & Perversions\" forum earlier, Flashman was bragging about his 18\" stiff rod:D
 
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finn17

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I\'m just a prima donna...

Originally posted by tooshy
Now then...what to do with Mr Finn seeing as he has resigned his smelly neighbour part??? Perhaps he could be the local librarian by day and a superhero by night? Any suggestions as to what his name would be and his special skill???

Answers on a postcard please :]
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Apologies for feeling slightly uncomfortable with the role of piss-soaked, geriatric, mad neighbour...perhaps Brad Pitt is available?

As Nomis gets to be God, I would like to bagsy Lucifer- it would save on avatars. All negotiations to be handled by my agent, steelcult.

\'Mr Morningstar\' has a nice ring to itlollol
 
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supervike

Super Moderator
Reality TV!

Now this sounds like a TV show I would like to watch while painting miniatures.

Please cast me as the interested, but fickle audience member. I can provide my own laugh track if needed, but will not perform sentimental or sappy \"aahhhhs\"

:D:D
 
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dauber22

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Since Finn resigned...

... I\'d be willing to take up the part of the geriatric, mad, wee-smelling neighbor, but I think I rather fancy living in the dust bin in the back of the alley that runs between Tuubje\'s Game store and Saxon Angel\'s coffee shop.
 
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TW_JaM

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funny...

But I guess I have a total different mental view of your \"coffee shop\"...
Let\'s just say it doesnt sell coffee... much. But it has this strange smell about the place :D.
 
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finn17

New member
Hmmm

Originally posted by dauber22
I think I rather fancy living in the dust bin in the back of the alley that runs between Tuubje\'s Game store and Saxon Angel\'s coffee shop.
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Someone\'s been watching too much Sesame Street?:D
 
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Tuubje

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Originally posted by TW_JaM
But I guess I have a total different mental view of your \"coffee shop\"...
Let\'s just say it doesnt sell coffee... much. But it has this strange smell about the place :D.
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Ah Holland coffee shops, they alone are responsible for several migrations of thousands of Belgians across the northern borders :)
 
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dauber22

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Originally posted by finn17

Someone\'s been watching too much Sesame Street?:D
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Oh! I hadn\'t been thinking of it in that way. I thinking more along the lines of Jethro Tull\'s \"Aqualung\", not Oscar the Grouch.;)
But, I suppose, if the personality fits...
 
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SaxonAngel

nada
It ain\'t legal in Canada yet!

Originally posted by TW_JaM
But I guess I have a total different mental view of your \"coffee shop\"...
Let\'s just say it doesnt sell coffee... much. But it has this strange smell about the place :D.
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I refuse to comment on that, on the grounds that I may be incriminated (and incarcerated). :cool:

*slurps her Starbucks coffee* ahhhh

:innocent:
 
Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

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slurps her Starbucks coffee* ahhhh
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Angela... It\'s got to be a Mocha - No Whip! (No. Don\'t even think of going there!) Because that\'s two of the three primary food groups, caffine & chocolate..(the other ones alcohol)

Tooshy: HTF did I become a Strange Uncle? (& what\'s more worrying how did you know? I\'ve got eight nephews \'n nieces, and now Three Great-neices. Bloody hell I\'m not even fifty yet .)
 
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smokey

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Thankyou, I-75

SaxonAngel~ Here in the hometown of your beloved Starbucks (seattle) \"that\" just became the lowest law enforcement priority. it\'s the same way in Vancouver B.C. Maybe you should re-locate? Then you could comment without fear of incrimination. I\'d be willing to work at your \"coffee\" shop as a barista.;)

Oh, but there are better coffee shops than starbucks.

Smokey
 
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