Originally by Itchy
Ok i\'m getting credit here for something I\'m not sure I deserve. What did I do, exactly?
You know you need a new DM when...
- Thread starter Itchy
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Well... whenever i\'m in the WIP thread, or just plain asking questions i\'ll always get responses, but it just seems your two go out of your way to get as much info out there are you can. For example, when i asked for help photographing my latest mini you were the only one to reply to me. And when i was painting my Chaos SM convertion Trevor had a lot of talks with me about color theory and helped me paint that one. So i think you two help me the most... GS helps too, so does Provoke Me and all the rest here. Anywho, just sayin\' thanks to all the kind folk here in this community.
OK... you know you need a new DM when you\'ve been sent to recover an artifact and when you open the chest it\'s in a fireball brings down the dungeon level you\'re on killing your clan:flame:
OK... you know you need a new DM when you\'ve been sent to recover an artifact and when you open the chest it\'s in a fireball brings down the dungeon level you\'re on killing your clan:flame:
DM of Doom
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The entire time that the olympics were on TV, TAB, ipm, and lilman refused to remove themselves from the tube and play...
So I spent my time devising a clever fortress that should have taken them days to clear....:idea:
They walk up, drop a handful of high level spells, and weeks of planning get crushed into rubble in the space of a few combat rounds....
Naturally, I had to kill ipm\'s elf wizard with an invisible, 20-somethingth level assassin with poisoned blades and an almost un-saving-throwable death attack.
Can you blame me?
DM of Doom:
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You know it\'s time for a new DM when the Guy sitting next to you \"Spliff\'s up\" and no-one bats an eye when the DM takes a \"hit\" on it. (True story)
Yes!lollollol
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You know it\'s time for a new DM when the Guy sitting next to you \"Spliff\'s up\" and no-one bats an eye when the DM takes a \"hit\" on it. (True story)
You know you need a new GM when he takes some NPCs hostage to make your characters cooperate with his villain, and the villain won\'t negotiate no matter what you do. I got so mad I almost walked out.
Turned out the villain wasn\'t who we thought he was.
I\'m still playing with that GM. lol
Turned out the villain wasn\'t who we thought he was.
I\'m still playing with that GM. lol
ipaintminis
Active member
or...
when your DM uses D&D to tell you whether your boyfriend is decent
(we were all dying/getting eaten and my...now ex...boyfriend went around picking up gold) he didnt last too long (2 months to be percise)
or....
when your DM uses D&D to give you an example for everything absolutually everything. from missing a phone call to less important issues, like politics
lol
when your DM uses D&D to tell you whether your boyfriend is decent
(we were all dying/getting eaten and my...now ex...boyfriend went around picking up gold)
he didnt last too long (2 months to be percise) or....
when your DM uses D&D to give you an example for everything absolutually everything. from missing a phone call to less important issues, like politics
lol
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wyrmling_x
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You need a new one when the DM\'s girlfriend is getting special bonuses in game, because she\'s giving the DM special \"bonuses\" out of game. :]
You might need a new one if the DM\'s just come from the bar too - makes for an interesting game, but not very fast-paced.
You might need a new one if the DM\'s just come from the bar too - makes for an interesting game, but not very fast-paced.
What???
Wait a minute, why is that a problem again??? lollol
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Its time for a new GM/DM when you\'ve been playing in the same game for 10 years and the highest member of your party is 6th level, and when you have trouble facing many creatures because you\'ve only got one or two magic weapons in a party of 8 or 9 (stingy bas$%$d.)
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Wait a minute, why is that a problem again??? lollol
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Its time for a new GM/DM when you\'ve been playing in the same game for 10 years and the highest member of your party is 6th level, and when you have trouble facing many creatures because you\'ve only got one or two magic weapons in a party of 8 or 9 (stingy bas$%$d.)
You know you need a new DM when...
...his dog bites a potential new member of the gaming group.
...you answer a riddle correctly, he tells you your are wrong, and when he finally tells you the correct answer an hour later it is the answer you gave but he swears up and down you said something else.
...you are playing a Dark Sun campaign and waste your entire Saturday night gaming session looking for water.
...his dog bites a potential new member of the gaming group.
...you answer a riddle correctly, he tells you your are wrong, and when he finally tells you the correct answer an hour later it is the answer you gave but he swears up and down you said something else.
...you are playing a Dark Sun campaign and waste your entire Saturday night gaming session looking for water.
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praetorian0_1
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When you have a DM guy loose his grip on reality vs game... also see D&D related injuries.lol
lolSame
Same DM won\'t let my 4th-level druid \"find\" a hawk as a friend. (She\'s been searching in forests every chance she gets for at least 9 mos.) I will admit that she does have a wolf as a friend, but in my defense it says - in the Core Rule Book - that I can have up to 3 animal friends.
Also, when the DM won\'t let you use any modules, etc. except the Core rule books. That really sucks - especially when you\'re the one making the chocolate chip cookies!
Originally posted by Grumb
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Wait a minute, why is that a problem again??? lollol
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Its time for a new GM/DM when you\'ve been playing in the same game for 10 years and the highest member of your party is 6th level, and when you have trouble facing many creatures because you\'ve only got one or two magic weapons in a party of 8 or 9 (stingy bas$%$d.)
Same DM won\'t let my 4th-level druid \"find\" a hawk as a friend. (She\'s been searching in forests every chance she gets for at least 9 mos.) I will admit that she does have a wolf as a friend, but in my defense it says - in the Core Rule Book - that I can have up to 3 animal friends.
Also, when the DM won\'t let you use any modules, etc. except the Core rule books. That really sucks - especially when you\'re the one making the chocolate chip cookies!
Wow You do got it bad RedDawn. As do a couple of the other people on this forum man I know how it fells when you put 5 or 6 week\'s in to one character and your DM kills him off like you just started :flame: One of my funny yet horribale experiances with bad DM\'s is we where playing in your average dungeon and we come to a door that need a password to enter nothing was mentoined about this door so we had no Idea what the word was. Here is the riddle. The thing next to a kings riches or even a drunkerd wishes, you could search your life though and still never recive it ? We spent ^ hours trying to figure this out no help for the DM or so we thought? I want to see if anybody can get this one first then I\'ll post the answer tomarrow and the rest of the story
