Early in the morning. I get up, cursing the day god invented 6 AM. Not quite awake yet, but aware that 3 hours of sleep are not much at all. A fuzzy world of darkness exists around me, I only find my way out of my room by instinct. The flow of time is inconsistant.... I know there is a world between reality and dreams, and at the moment I\'m the only one occupying it.
My feet touch stone. I sense a door nearby. Good, I need a shower to wake up. I\'m not entirely sure if this is only a dream. Maybe it\'s one of those meaningful dreams, like losing all your teeth as a symbol for fear of impotence, or hundreds of starving bunnyrabbits symbolizing your paralyzing terror of carrots. I had a bunny rabbit once. He was really cute. Had very nice fur. I liked petting him.
Focus! Take a shower. First of all open the door... good, we managed to do that. We\'re making progress, the door was obviously not part of a dream. Dreams are not wooden. Shower to my right.... ah, good old shower. Soon your well temperated water will wash the sleep away. Let\'s grab a towel. No, wait, that one\'s too small. Ah, here it is, a nice clean towel. Into the shower with me.
Ah. Exceptional. Though I feel kinda... strange. The water feels weird. Not on my head, but on my skin. As if I\'m under sedation... I feel kinda heavy.
I look down at my body and come to an important realization: If you want to take a shower, undress before you turn on the water.
Your turn. Tell us your stupid actions for today so we may share a laugh.
My feet touch stone. I sense a door nearby. Good, I need a shower to wake up. I\'m not entirely sure if this is only a dream. Maybe it\'s one of those meaningful dreams, like losing all your teeth as a symbol for fear of impotence, or hundreds of starving bunnyrabbits symbolizing your paralyzing terror of carrots. I had a bunny rabbit once. He was really cute. Had very nice fur. I liked petting him.
Focus! Take a shower. First of all open the door... good, we managed to do that. We\'re making progress, the door was obviously not part of a dream. Dreams are not wooden. Shower to my right.... ah, good old shower. Soon your well temperated water will wash the sleep away. Let\'s grab a towel. No, wait, that one\'s too small. Ah, here it is, a nice clean towel. Into the shower with me.
Ah. Exceptional. Though I feel kinda... strange. The water feels weird. Not on my head, but on my skin. As if I\'m under sedation... I feel kinda heavy.
I look down at my body and come to an important realization: If you want to take a shower, undress before you turn on the water.
Your turn. Tell us your stupid actions for today so we may share a laugh.
