philologus
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Yeah, there are a lot of these type of pranks that go on. We once put our CO\'s car on top of a Conex with a forklift.
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Yeah, there are a lot of these type of pranks that go on. We once put our CO\'s car on top of a Conex with a forklift.
Highbulp Billy
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Walk? lol
philologus
Subgenius
A conex is a semi-trailer size storage container without the wheels. The CO yelled a little but in the end appreciated the craftsmanship of the gig.
Highbulp Billy
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I\'ve been googling for ages trying to find the relevant pictures of Randy Quaid in Kingpin but I have to admit defeat - I guess the internet isn\'t as complete as we like to think
Sand Rat
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Two days ago we had to take the cats to the vet - I got \"volunteered\" to put them in their boxes for the trip while the better half finished getting dressed.
Sherlock was no problem - he just pulled his famous liquid kitty manouver - Mycroft on the other hand became \"little kitty buzz saw\" a squirming mass of claws - the stupid part on my end? Not wearing leather gloves to pick him up. Kinda hard to type with cat bit fingertips.lol
Sherlock was no problem - he just pulled his famous liquid kitty manouver - Mycroft on the other hand became \"little kitty buzz saw\" a squirming mass of claws - the stupid part on my end? Not wearing leather gloves to pick him up. Kinda hard to type with cat bit fingertips.lol
I just see this thread has been updated, have a read, then immediately drop the Imperial Guard bust I sculpted and have almost finished painting.
Normally I would be moaning because of chipping paint off, but because it is made of brittle Super Sculpey his nose has cracked off and the left side of his head has a minor crack running through it. Not too happy! :cussing:
Normally I would be moaning because of chipping paint off, but because it is made of brittle Super Sculpey his nose has cracked off and the left side of his head has a minor crack running through it. Not too happy! :cussing:
Gilvan Blight
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Toner running low in work printer. Did the usual delay tactic of taking it out and shaking it. Made the mistake this time of talking on the phone while doing shaking it with the other hand. Clipped side of desk, toner everywhere.
Well not quite everywhere, just some on the desk, monitor, my arm, and my Khakis. Actually rather lucky it only \'leaked a bit\' could have been much worse.
The good part: pictures coming out perfect even though the toner light is still on. Let the next shift swap that cartridge!
Well not quite everywhere, just some on the desk, monitor, my arm, and my Khakis. Actually rather lucky it only \'leaked a bit\' could have been much worse.
The good part: pictures coming out perfect even though the toner light is still on. Let the next shift swap that cartridge!
paintingploddy
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How about putting petrol in the car.
Fine unless it is a diesel.
Fresh tank of diesel - $56.57
Drain and clean Fuel tank - $100.00
Towing charge - $186.00
Three days without car - Priceless.
Most expensive litre of petrol I\'ve ever bought.
Fine unless it is a diesel.
Fresh tank of diesel - $56.57
Drain and clean Fuel tank - $100.00
Towing charge - $186.00
Three days without car - Priceless.
Most expensive litre of petrol I\'ve ever bought.
Laughter of those who\'ve not done it ......Priceless also.
One of my wife\'s colleagues has done that twice. To hire cars no less.
Sorry but a touch of Schardenfreude (sic).
Highbulp Billy
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Freind of mine from Uni did it too. He just started a sales rep job on his year out, got given a company car which he went and filled up... great start lol
Once I walked into a small mens room in a bar only to see a woman squating over the urinal. She scowled at me and said \"Excuse Me!\" with a mean voice as if I was doing the wrong thing!?! I stood outside the door waiting for her to finish while wondering what just happened lol Not a pleasant thing to see...
Bengoodall
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Shoulda just bowled in there and stood in the urinal next to her.
Ive done the gas trick before, but in my defense, we had 7 work vans, and a mix of different gases, and I took one home one night, and was on auto pilot at that hour of the morning, and just went for the gas pump that I normally go to, petrol in a diesel, wasnt until I went to pay did I notice my mistake.
Thankfully the boss wasnt as pissed as when I pranged it.
Ive done the gas trick before, but in my defense, we had 7 work vans, and a mix of different gases, and I took one home one night, and was on auto pilot at that hour of the morning, and just went for the gas pump that I normally go to, petrol in a diesel, wasnt until I went to pay did I notice my mistake.
Thankfully the boss wasnt as pissed as when I pranged it.
