Tales From The Freak Bar #9

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mud duck

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I'd say go for it, there Airhead. If your career isn't working for you, it's going to kill you just that much faster. But that's just me.

DR, please oh please, list what they wish for you to use in place of those words. And if possible the whole list and replacement words. I could use a good laugh.
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
wiccanpony said:
weekend is coming up ............ go take it out on the "fish" Kevin ;)
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They won't let me use dynamite for bait.... that would be some good stress relief.
Maybe I'll go fill some watermelons up with tannerite and see what a rifle can do....

@ Mud Duck, if I was 20 years younger, it would not take much thought. But now, I'm deep upside down in a mortgage, have a daughter in college and am the one working for a firm large enough to get decent health insurance, pto, etc.

I've been crunching the numbers on a side project that should provide decent income, but it is the great step off into the void that is the scary part.
 
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mud duck

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Does that mean that you could fish with watermelons?

"Youth is wasted on the young."

"It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end that does."
 
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IdofEntity

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airhead said:
They won't let me use dynamite for bait.... that would be some good stress relief.
Maybe I'll go fill some watermelons up with tannerite and see what a rifle can do....

@ Mud Duck, if I was 20 years younger, it would not take much thought. But now, I'm deep upside down in a mortgage, have a daughter in college and am the one working for a firm large enough to get decent health insurance, pto, etc.

I've been crunching the numbers on a side project that should provide decent income, but it is the great step off into the void that is the scary part.
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Let's see if I can come up with inspirational sayings that won't actually help you in any tangible way.

1) Nothing risked, nothing gained?
2) Better to try and die than to live and regret?
3) Aren't you tired of being on the receiving end of the proverbial hill of s^*$ rolling?
4) Who is John Galt?
5) What's the worst that could happen?
6) Do what makes you happy. Life is too short to be miserable.

Glad to be of no help! (but seriously, best of luck to you)
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
mud duck said:
Does that mean that you could fish with watermelons?
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Watermelons filled with tannerite.
That could be an interesting way to fish.
"shoot the watermelon, scoop the fish."

Reminds me of an old joke (I'm old, so humor me...)

We used to go out for watermelon roasts.
That is kinda like a bonfire, but not as large.
On a nice summer night, you get a nice fire going, put a watermelon or two in it.
Set around the campfire, guy/girl guy/girl (your personal preference may vary)
Tell campy camp stories. (the hook, etc.)

After a while, the watermelon gets hot, starts to boil on the inside and explodes.
Scatters watermelon pieces for several hundred feet from the fire.
You take your girl out into the woods and get a piece.
 
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supervike

Super Moderator
airhead said:
I know.. And with my wife working independently, I'm the one with the group insurance.

I was counting on my 401k, but this president and the last one have set it back about 10 years.
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We used to joke around here that we all had 201k plans (because they were only half of what they once were).

Hell, I'd be happy with half now!
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Bubba, some iced tea please :)

News from the Tinkers Camp ……. Roger has a “Tan Line”, granted it’s across his forehead from wearing a hat outside but still a real SOCAL tan …. I think some one needs to come up with a paint color called British White ;p today he is picking up and vacuuming the carpet, wearing just shorts ... but it's 103 outside

if he's good, liz gives him ice cream lol
 
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mud duck

New member
So have you two got him saying thing like, "Like" and "Fershure", or "Like Totally!"

Poor Roger, We barely knew ye.
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Six Indisputable Truths For Life
> -------------------------
>
> 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same
> time.
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> 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
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> 3. And they will discover that #1 is a lie.
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> 4. You are smiling now, because you are an idiot.
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> 5. You will soon be forwarding this to another idiot.
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> 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
>
> .....I apologize about this, but I'm an idiot, and I needed company......
>
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
a large deep bowl with not only Rogers chocolate cake but Liz's share too, then ice cream followed by chocolate sauce and carmel sauce.......... made my teeth hurt just watching it ... the he hide the rest of the cake from the kids .............LIZ it's in the book box
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Silly girls. You cannot hide chocolate from teenagers. They can smell it through the refrigerator.

And ingest mass quantities of chocolate goodness to keep them at the proper level of activity - after the carb coma wears off.
 
Shawn R. L.

Shawn R. L.

New member
wiccanpony said:
Six Indisputable Truths For Life
> -------------------------
>
> 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same
> time.
>
> 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
>
> 3. And they will discover that #1 is a lie.
>
> 4. You are smiling now, because you are an idiot.
>
> 5. You will soon be forwarding this to another idiot.
>
> 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
>
> .....I apologize about this, but I'm an idiot, and I needed company......
>
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Is this you, 'back in the day'? : )

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BPI

BPI

New member
Glad all's gone well guys :good:

More to the point though, have you painted & modded this Walker yet? Eldar stylee? Or perhaps a bit of Roger's Grey Knights magic? Wheel blades to scythe down those who'd try & barge past?

Cheers, B.
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
> Sex After Death
> -------------------------
>
> A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.
>
> Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
>
> After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
>
> True to his word, he made the first contact:
>
> " Marion ... Marion "
>
> "Is that you, Bob?"
>
> "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
>
> "That's wonderful! What's it like?"
>
> Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
>
> I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
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> Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
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> Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
>
> "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
>
>
> "No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona
 
lizcam

lizcam

New member
So the physical Terrorist came today. I have regained 98% of the strength in my leg already and it's only been a week since they cut a chunk out of my leg. I walk more now than I could manage before the operation with less pain if you can believe it. He says by next week I won't need the walker any more. The one thing that's hard is lifting the leg up while straight in front of me but that's even improved a lot.


So DRINKS ARE ON ME! I'll be back in the basement sooner than you expect with more range of movement than I've had in 20 years. Watch out boys! I'll be on the hunt for new......victims!
 
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