gawd n bennet! i need a random gripe

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
Its not enough that the ball n chain hoggs the tv with a constant never ending terrade of mind numbing soaps im now relagated to the wastelands while she sits n watchs thelma and louise for the bezzzzillanth time! one consolation no sean bean thank f*%k, im even thinking about doing some ironing lol.

please feel free to join in with whats on your tits this evening go on make me feel better, cant feel much worse.
 

TrystanGST

New member
Sorry to hear that cass. Luckily if I need a break from the other half, I can paint, or if that's not far enough, go in the garage and turn wrenches. This out of job thing sucks, but other than that I can't complain.
 

MightyChad

New member
I have 2 exams tomorrow and then a final on Friday. And I cut my thumb the other day, and I keep picking at it, but that is just making it worse...
 

-TeddyMadeMeDoIt-

New member
Working shifts, you make plans in your personal life (something my company forgets you have sometimes!!) and then they go and change your shift last minute :sad:

Thank Hashut I'm leaving in 2 weeks :claply:
 

AndyG

Active member
Missus is heavily pregnant and takes offence when I say suck it up it's just like having a big poo. Women eh?

I must say at this point I absolutely didn't say that as I want my balls still attached in the morning Lol;) I did think it though very loudly as I got yelled at for the gazzillionth time. The missus only has two settings at the moment ......grumpy and she bitch from the nether most regions of the Pit.
 

10 ball

New member
I once made the BIG mistake (at a party) of saying that running a marathon (that I had just done) was worse than giving birth.
The reason I was trying to get across was that with giving birth youve got no choice, the babies coming out no matter what. With a marathon your brain is telling you to stop, stop, stop every time your foot goes down. I had blisters the size of 50p and at 23miles my balls started to bleed with the chaffing :( and still I went on with my brain saying Noooooooooooo!

The answer I got from a nasty women was "Well have you ever given birth?" my answer "Have you ever ran 26miles with your balls bleeding, knowing you could stop whenever you want?"

Great night!
 

10 ball

New member
LOL, I was so angry at every women in the place picking on me (it was a private conversation to start with) - I didnt stay long. (The madness was the party was to celebrate me finished the marathon! LOL)

I thought about becoming gay that night ;) LOL
 

AndyG

Active member
Aww we were gonna make 10 ball run until his balls bleed and he gave birth for a laugh but now the thread is over oh well :(
 

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
thought he'd already done both and was looking for a training partner for the next one :0 nope not me lol i lift big heavey things im not built for running, well volunteerd Andyg!!!!!!

keep er lit ye boy ye!
 

AndyG

Active member
Errr erm well yeah the only thing I run after is the ice cream van ;) I'm like 6'5'' and 20 stone. Heavy weights no problem legging it after the ball nahhhhh. We'll leave that to the bleedy ball brigade over to you 10 ball. Lol
 

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
just realised " 10ball" is that the pain level, lol hope none of his mates read this but i just thought of a good nickname "buster" ya know of viz fame lol
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
gawd n bennet! i need a random gripe.
Random gripe 1: Annoyed at bank "assistant" who didn't listen to what was being asked and has activated a bank card that should not have been activated! (Incorrect details therefore Formal complaint going in)
Random gripe 2: Another bloody questionaire about my prostrate and how many times I have to go for a pee. (Makes 18 in 12 weeks)
Random gripe 3: Another tabletop painter with a blatantly padded 1300 + 10 votes, when checked the score dispersal is mostly 5,6,7's. (FFS!)
 

mud duck

New member
Work hours changed an hour forward just one day (Friday), and I WASN'T told! Not the first time that it has happened nor the only person that it has happened too.
Working as a floater at work and end up doing a job that's a higher pay grade, and not getting payed for it! Just not in the position long enough in a week that they would have to up my pay.
Damned monitor is blanking out for a 5 count every so often and will sometime change the input settings back to default.
 

ozymandias

New member
I appreciate that this is too late to chear cassar up, but one of my colleagues is having an awful (and pricelessly funny) day that I can't resist commenting on. He got shampoo in his eyes in the shower. Not to big a problem but for the fact that he was wearing contact lens. As he writhed in pain, he got tangled up in the shower curtain and fell over, hitting his nads on the sink. The net result was his female flatmate running into the bathroom to investigate the screams and finding him b@llock naked on the floor, alternating wiping his eyes and cupping himself. Poor chap looks a sight this morning with a bad case of pink eye.
 

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
I appreciate that this is too late to chear cassar up, but one of my colleagues is having an awful (and pricelessly funny) day that I can't resist commenting on. He got shampoo in his eyes in the shower. Not to big a problem but for the fact that he was wearing contact lens. As he writhed in pain, he got tangled up in the shower curtain and fell over, hitting his nads on the sink. The net result was his female flatmate running into the bathroom to investigate the screams and finding him b@llock naked on the floor, alternating wiping his eyes and cupping himself. Poor chap looks a sight this morning with a bad case of pink eye.


god love him...LOL!
 
Back To Top
Top