Yes yes yes I'm fat and forty one and really don't give a damn about my appearance. It's all you metrosexuals out there with your preening and fancy clothes wearing and brushing your teeth and washing your hands that gives us real men a bad name (insert outrageously over the top mincing and waving of the hands at this point).
I personally think that your all just scared of your mommys. A real man lives in squalor! And socks well they're just one more thing that needs washing and darning and all that crap I mean next you'll be wearing pants underneath your trousers these so called underpants ......foul things no doubt an invention of the insidious foo foo French!!!
oh and meph I always invite my hoes inside the neighbours are to nosey for me to feel comfortable taking tea with the parson outside
