I've never met him, as I havent been "home" in 3 years. Damn military. I do know that he is a restaurant owner. Dog lover. Loves the HBO Series True Detectives (Tangent: I love this series too, and while it would be inappropriate on a wedding cake, it would be awesome to make a diorama of this. Actually, if you google True Detective art, there has been many artistic representations of the show. This is because it has such a strong setting. Ghost-like Bayou, scene of ritualistic murders. For those that have seen the show, the scene of the first victim would be the perfect miniature scene. Also the setting of the final episode of S1 would be incredible. Okay digression complete).
Unfortunately I dont know much else about him, though I could find out more. Mother has run a home day care for years, most loving and nurturing woman on the planet. Has an affinity for all animals. Loves interior decorating. Is pretty much a home maker.
Okay, using this background information, DR applies a mysterious quantum physics equation. His eyes roll in the back of his head as he computes data, and then he snaps out of his reverie with the most fitting result of a cake topper for my mother and her beau:
Steam Punk Mary Poppins bludgeoned to death by Ogre Samurai
Sweeeeeeet!