Just got word from Dan Harden I’m finally getting my white dwarf -IN THE SPOTLIGHT - feature article. They pick 5 of the projects they liked that best suits the type of work in their magazine. I would’ve picked some different ones, but hey I’m getting immortalized in ink ( in a huge way ) so I’m ecstatic. I’m working on my article starting tonight so I can talk about each project pictured and answering some Q & A like what is it that I try to achieve in my painting style and things like what I like most about painting GW minis. Stay tuned. Anybody intérested ill let you know what issue it will appear in.
Well hot piss! This is it Bam! This is it! Get blind drunk before you write your Q&A, it'll be hilarious and immortalized in print!
Use made up crap like; "Well yes, here you can clearly see i used the notable but ubiquious Fitzlebams glazing technique...Any fool can read the formula , but only a MASTER can apply the intended effect! I was tempted to use a technique that I, the great Baron Von Bamhoff, had invented myself...While the temptation was great, i could not bring myself to unleash it's blinding brilliance on the world. Not yet. The world is simply not ready for that yet. Maybe in five or ten years.
All I will say is that i've lovingly named it the "Schlickenslip Maneuver" and it is essential it must be done in extremely controlled environments...While completely naked... Apart from a fine slathering of peanut butter on the nipples. Peanut butter is crucial, must never forget the peanut butter. Doing so would only invite disaster and possibly the invocation of a malevolent elder god.... I am a tease, I know, but i must maintain some of my best secrets."