A question from a four year old

PegaZus

PegaZus

Stealth Freak
Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
My sweet little neice, at about the age of 4 was holding a Woodie doll from Toy Story. She held him by his hands and patted them together. She was trying to show me how Woodie claps........she said: \"uncle Shawn!! Look how Woodie craps!lol
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Our two year old was jumping around on the couch \"flapping\", only it didn\'t come out \"flap\". Replace most of it with an \"uh\" sound and a \"kuh\" and you\'ve got it. I lost it at \"Daddy, I flap\".

I\'ve thought seriously about posting the video for people to see, but I don\'t know if I want to ruin whatever career she\'s got ahead of her.
 
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Torn blue sky

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lol I say post it, Kids say the strangest things! You\'d never miss it for the world though.
I\'m with Vikey and the wife, Spidey should win on principal....But Cthulu would really smoosh him into Spiderjam
 
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Crackpot

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Well there wouldn\'t be even a fight... Spidey would go crazy and become a drooling sod as soon as he sees the old pizza-face. lol
 
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lono

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Obviously Daddy would swoop in and save Spiderman from the evil clutches of Cthulhu at the last minute, before smiting him, teaming up with Spiderman, forming a crime fighting duo and doing good deeds for the rest of your days.

This stuff is obvious for god\'s sake. It\'s on like the second or third page of Parenting for Dummies.
 
PegaZus

PegaZus

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Originally posted by Torn blue sky
What if someones more inclined to read the \'Evil guide to parenting\'???
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Well, uh, you\'d get kids like mine, who are more like my minions than children. For example, we were out beating a mime this last weekend. While I had the poor girl pinned, my little girl stole the mime\'s rings while the boy wrote his name on her forehead with a marker.

Its nice to have minions. I\'m so proud. Now if I could only get a third. Oh well. Wife says two copies of me are enough. :twisted:lol
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by PegaZus
Originally posted by Torn blue sky
What if someones more inclined to read the \'Evil guide to parenting\'???
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Well, uh, you\'d get kids like mine, who are more like my minions than children. For example, we were out beating a mime this last weekend. While I had the poor girl pinned, my little girl stole the mime\'s rings while the boy wrote his name on her forehead with a marker.

Its nice to have minions. I\'m so proud. Now if I could only get a third. Oh well. Wife says two copies of me are enough. :twisted:lol
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lol the perfect victim - she couldn\'t even cry for help lol
 
PegaZus

PegaZus

Stealth Freak
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
lol the perfect victim - she couldn\'t even cry for help lol
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Oh you\'d be surprised how quickly they drop the act when they start getting slapped around. Got an extra dollar just because someone at the station platform thought it was performance art! :twisted:
 
Sand Rat

Sand Rat

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Batman\'s more adult fully formed psychosis would allow him to kick the crap out of Spiderman\'s teen to young adult angst - but even the Dark Knight couldn\'t defeat old Squidlips - even with his wonderful toys.
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Surely Batman would have quite a low SAN rating to begin with, what with the whole chiroptophobia and all. It would only take a couple of botched rolls to push him over the edge.
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Spidey FTW!

He has experience fighting multi-armed freaks.
And he\'s SPIDEY!!
He\'s been around for ages, but still passes for a college student!!
 
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